I see that the headline acts for both Reading and Leeds have been announced.
What are you doing this evening?

Alt: Favourite ever newspaper headline,
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:39, 120 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Waiting for you to eat your dinner.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:43, Reply)

I've got a pizza in the oven Blousie.
I went and bought a cheese and tomato pizza, and I've added some mushrooms, peppers, sweetcorn and a few chili-flakes, and a small drizzle of chili olive oil.

I reckon I'll be good to eat in about ten minutes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Good.
I'm going to this festival in August bank holiday with DG and tourettes.


www.galtresfestival.org.uk/
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:50, Reply)

The page won't load.
:(

Got another link?

I really fancy doing a www.glastonbudget.net/en for shit n giggles, like.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Try it again.
www.galtresfestival.org.uk/
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:57, Reply)

That looks fun.
Are you going to spend the weekend in a tent surrounded by K'd up kids?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:02, Reply)

I'm 45 Jeff.
I'm staying in a hotel.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:03, Reply)

You're a Brimful of Asha
AICMFP.

Right. Food eating time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:05, Reply)

getting ready for five hours of classes.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:45, Reply)

I'm off to bed.
EDIT 1: I've been sleeping less than 5 hours a night for 3 weeks and I'm ill so I'm cutting my losses.

EDIT 2: Fucking fucking fucking HTML!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:45, Reply)

BB has some stamina.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:47, Reply)

He does.
Conserving energy for Saturday.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Laundry and tacos. Hell yes.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:46, Reply)

What will you have with your tacos?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:48, Reply)

the shits probably.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:51, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:51, Reply)

I don't know, I'm not making them.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Goddamnit will everyone stop talking about food?!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Food glorious food.
Food, glorious food!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we're in the mood --
Cold jelly and custard!
Pease pudding and saveloys!
What next is the question?
Rich gentlemen have it, boys --
In-di-gestion!
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Please Blousie....
Can I have some more?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Ooo! you greedy little fucker : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:02, Reply)

what else is there to talk about?
pick something
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:56, Reply)

I don't know, I've been shit today and brought loads of ingredients and cool stuff to cook with
but totally failed to actually cook something, so now I have all that stuff but actually nothing substantial to eat. Bah.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Don't sweat it. Some days we're shit.
Cook tomorrow or in a day or two.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:59, Reply)

I've just snarfed half a pack of Cheddars.
Damn. Kiddo's about tomorrow though so I think it's PIE TIME!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:08, Reply)

ffs I thought you didn't want to talk about food

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Oh yeah, shit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:08, Reply)

I'm making chicken and mushroom soup
doing some art and texting TC. Ever the multitasker, me.
(berk, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:05, Reply)

I miss having big old pot and a blender.
I used to make so much soup :(
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:09, Reply)

In the winter I tend to make about two batches a week
and just live off the stuff. I love soup, I've got some belting recipes.
(berk, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I love it, buying up the reduced pre-prepped veg packs in Waitrose and chucking some appropriate meat from the freezer in, maybe a chilli or two and some creme fraiche.
*puts stock pot and blender on wish list*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Still at the shoot
Been helping out where needed, but am hungry and tired and want to go home.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Porn or pheasant?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Did the washing up, had mutton stew and crusty bread
am waiting for an online battle thingy and commenting on a Shooter's Sandwich post on a blog.

It has introduced me to matambre, though: southamericanfood.about.com/od/maincourses/r/matambre.htm
which I might try my hand at. Or basically wait until Devil in Tights or Gonz tries it.

Alt: Wankdorf Young Boys Erection Relief
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:16, Reply)

I want to go.
First time in 5 years I'm not going. DFA'79 are playing and I fucking love them.

I'm in bed. I'm tired.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:21, Reply)

I've eaten
And I'm now watching Kick Ass.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Have you seen it before?
or is this your first time?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:28, Reply)

First time.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Fucking superb film.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:29, Reply)

I thought it sounded bent.
But it's quite good fun at the moment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I thought it was really good actually
it's a good giggle.
(berk, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:37, Reply)

It is quite funny.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:40, Reply)

I have a t-shirt
that says "with no power comes no responsibility".

Words to live by.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:44, Reply)

I have a t-shirt that says
www.threadless.com/product/595/A_city_built_on_rock_n_roll_would_be
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I have a t-shirt that says
www.cafepress.co.uk/pvp.359356#
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Nice!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:59, Reply)

a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/198121_1007355560390_1719981758_9117_5136561_n.jpg
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I hope you're taking that sample straight to the doctors.
It's a strange colour.

I had one of these as well, but it looked a bit gay, so I gave it away.

www.threadless.com/product/606/We_re_On_the_Same_Level/tab,guys/style,shirt
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Look what I've found for my bash.
www.westons-cider.co.uk/Shop/Still-Ciders/Medium-Dry-Ciders/Old-Rosie-Scrumpy~~1x20L/

I'm tempted.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:32, Reply)

old rosie is proper lush.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:35, Reply)

You'll have to come back to the West Country Blousie.
We'll get you on the cider boat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I'll do my best : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:36, Reply)

watching Appaloosa
alt: Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:34, Reply)

original or remake?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I'm not sure about Zellwegger in this.
She seems out of place.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:38, Reply)

she is ok,
It's a brilliant film.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:38, Reply)

I don't know
the one with Ed Harris in it.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:38, Reply)

remake, it's very good. I do like westerns.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:40, Reply)

me too
this has a lot going for it but I am friar tucked.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Ooh, I think Monty would enjoy this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDmxHDx0SBQ
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Back from food shopping
I want to watch Let the Right one in, but I want to watch it with someone
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:57, Reply)

New one or old one?

(berk, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Old one

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)

I ended up watching that on my own :(
it is a very good film though.
(berk, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I'm looking forward to it
I half saw it once but was mostly asleep so don't remember much.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Already done it.

int main()
{
    while(1) printf(s:"ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY ");
    return TRUE; 
}

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Well, I've seen kick-ass
And whilst it wasn't as shit as it could have been, it was far from being something you could watch more than once.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 22:56, Reply)

That's disappointing
what you up to for the rest of the evening?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:00, Reply)

I don't know.
I'll probably watch telly for a bit and I might have a beer.

Yourself?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Might find a film to watch
can't think of anything though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Are you thinking of streaming a film?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Yeah
which gives me quite a lot of choice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Why not see if you can find a the first episode of House of Cards?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)

Hello hotstuff, get back ok?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:05, Reply)

yeah thanks
did you have a good rest of the day?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Ducks were good, as were geese and herons and coots and whatever the fuck the satanducks were.
Managed to feed a crow as well. Exciting times.

Doing much at the moment?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Nope
though the cupcakes were lovely. What are you up to this evening?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Glad to hear it!
Hope you enjoyed the Black Bottom one. They are nom. I am in bed and I have little intention of leaving. You?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:19, Reply)

It was so good
though I felt like I was going to go into a sugar coma.

I'm cold, looking for a film. Any suggestions?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:30, Reply)

What genre of film?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:31, Reply)

I feel in the mood
for something mindless. Not serious, just brain-candy etc
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Don't watch Kick-Ass.
Have you seen 'Bellman and True'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:44, Reply)

nope, what's it about?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:57, Reply)

It's a british crime/robbery drama.
It isn't a 'current' film, so it might be difficult to find, but it is very good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 0:06, Reply)

Sounds a bit serious for tonight
but I'll keep it in mind for the future
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 0:08, Reply)

Join the thread above
You'll enjoy it.

Catholic education is on the agenda.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 0:09, Reply)

I'd say 'hello'
But clearly I'm not hotstuff.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:07, Reply)

*there there*

(berk, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Are you still busy using up all of your free texts on TC?
How are you this evening berk?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:15, Reply)

*grin*
*pauses*
*grins some more*
(berk, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:18, Reply)

You've been in touch with TC haven't you?
Or was your soup that good?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Lots of texting
some of it nice and some of it white hot flirting. It's all good.
My soup was awesome as well, of course.
(berk, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:21, Reply)

So when are you next seeing him and where are you going to go?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:24, Reply)

Friday.
he's coming round here for dinner. Just don't tell Swipe, she'll tell me I'm a pikey.
He was absurdly touched, apparently he's never had a date cook for him before.
(berk, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Two questions.
1. What are you going to cook?
2. Have you made your play-list yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:26, Reply)

I don't know
and no.
Argh.
(berk, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Suggestion.
Cook something that you can prep massively in advance so you aren't spending too much time in the kitchen.

Regarding play-list, this is quite important. Do you use Spotify?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:29, Reply)

Dessert will be done the night before
I was thinking chocolate kahlua cheesecake (he likes coffee flavoured things and chocolate)
For mains I thought thai green curry because I quite fancy one. But the two don't really go; I'm shit at menu planning, I just eat what I fancy and don't give two shits if the courses match.
I do have Spotify. But I hadn't really given a single thought as to a playlist! What's your thoughts?
(berk, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:34, Reply)

Well you're in touch with TC, not me, find out what sort of tunes he favours and then pick your favourites of the type.
The good thing about making a curry, is that you can make the sauce 24 hours in advance and then just cook the meat/veg on the night and leave to simmer.

The danger, is using a jar of sauce, most of them taste awful.

Otherwise, a roast dinner is quite stress free and once in, all you'll need to do is put the veg on as you can peel the spuds in advance and put them in the oven before the meat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Paste? From a jar?
Are you mad, man? As if! *snorts derisively*
(berk, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:40, Reply)

That's what I'm saying though.
If you make the curry sauce properly, it'll keep.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Thai green curry sauce is pretty quick to make anyway tbh
I'd do most of the prep before he got there anyway. I just don't think what I want to make for mains and desserts goes together! And I know vaguely the kind of music he likes, but have no real idea about playlists...
(berk, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:46, Reply)

I'm sure we can have a 'berks date' disco thread.
Also - and without being crass, if you are hoping you might lock-lips with TC at any point, then maybe avoid onions and garlic?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Nah, if they both eat the same thing,
then neither will smell it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:50, Reply)

But onions can repeat a bit.
That won't be nice if they are trying to tickle tonsils.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:53, Reply)

Shallots in thai green curry
and not even much of them.
(berk, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:54, Reply)

It would be worth finding out if there are are food stuffs TC doesn't like.
Don't ask him what his favourite is, as it'll probably be something either he cooks 'the way he likes it' or it'll be something he orders in restaurants and that'll be difficult to match. But get a rough idea from him.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:56, Reply)

I am doing, right this very moment as it happens
he's not being very helpful. But he did say he'll eat just about anything, which is nice, because the ex was fussy as hell.
(berk, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 0:00, Reply)

Otherwise, just make a nice chili.
And serve it in a large bowl, allowing you both to take as much or as little as you like.

It avoids causing offense if the other person isn't too keen on it, and you can say, 'Oh my, I've cooked loads!' in advance.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 0:09, Reply)

That is actually the other option
but I dunno, I thought it was a bit boring maybe.
(berk, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 0:11, Reply)

...
that's a really good point. Damn. That's pretty much everything I make well, then...
Or I could just wait until after dessert?
(berk, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:51, Reply)

Are you talking about music or 'snogging' now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:52, Reply)

Snogging.
boy is going to get pounced.
(berk, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:55, Reply)

So what you cook is going to be double important then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:58, Reply)

You might be.
Hello, mysterious stranger.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:13, Reply)

I'm not.
Trust me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)

Strange maybe
rather than stranger...
(berk, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Strange is quite a good word to describe me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:20, Reply)

I've been in work.
A Bronx Tale is starting on BBC1. I love that film but I have it on VHS and shouldn't embark upon a film at this time.
I love all the music.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:45, Reply)

I'm watching Dispatches.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:53, Reply)