Worst of all is when you wake up on a Saturday
gripped by the same sickening slow-motion feeling of inexorable doom that you get every other fucking day.

I have found out today that O2 owe me what could easily be a few hundred quid though, the incompetent cunts. I did a deal with them in Feb 2010 which they put in my notes but didn't implement. So that's my mother's 60th and daughter's 3rd birthdays off my worry list.

*does sad 'I like the Smiths' shoegazing dance*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:47, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Christ Monty, I always knew you were morally dubious
but doing deals with BONO AND HIS CRONIES is reprehensible even by B3ta standards
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Yin/Yang balance
I've just spoken to HMRC and agreed to pay them £30 a month for the next 10 months. FUCK
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)

they finally caught up with all that gonzo porn you've been importing?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:50, Reply)

*wishes I could un-think of Gonz 'on the job'*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:51, Reply)

It probably says something bad
that I'm fairly confident I know what gonzo means in relation to porn.

On the plus side, at least I'm spared your problem.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Think of ol' Murder Eyes on the job instead

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:54, Reply)

*cold sweat of horror drips down back*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)

sweat jizz
horror Darth
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I don't think anyone wants to see that, I still get a little faint when I pull my willy out to take a piss.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Not all of it, no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Christ Sporty, I always knew you were morally dubious
but doing deals with BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB AND THEIR CRONIES is reprehensible even by B3ta standards.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Horrible band.
Outdo U2 , and that is really saying something.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:53, Reply)

haha!
It was to stop them from singing though, so I think I've done well out of this deal
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Worth every penny, then.
Perhaps you could claim the payments back if you register yourself as a charitable institution?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:55, Reply)

or "Saviour of Ears"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Fuck me, Monty replicated one of my posts
This is a proud moment
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:58, Reply)

You're one of those tax dodging non dom's aren't you, you bastard
I feel a protest march coming on against Sportscow
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)

A protest "roll around on the floor" would bring better results I feel

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

ha hah ahha
I don't know why this makes me laugh so much
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

shoegazing?
Slipper-vomming.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Even if they do owe you several hundred quid
don't expect it back any time soon. *punches calendar, curses O2*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:54, Reply)