My Favourite TV Programme Ever was on again last night.
Featuring my future wife, Dr Francesca Stavrakopolou*. Last night she destroyed the widely-held belief that in Biblical times people were monotheistic in Israel, with clear and incontrovertible evidence. Also it seems God had a wife. She fucked this ghastly American rabbi's shit right up - all he could say was 'that's not the traditional belief'. We know, you dick.


*I love her so much I can now spell her surname without looking it up. Not that it will remain her surname for long.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:11, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i do enjoy the word ghastly
it is woefully under-used.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I also like beastly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)

a ia ity
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

look I slept with your misses once, that doesn't mean I'm into it all the time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I try to use that word as often as possible.
I quite regularly tell mr b3th to 'stop being beastly'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I saw this and thought of you
xoxo
damnyouautocorrect.com/images/fuhrer.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I saw this and thought of Monty
I think they're the same person www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1368621/David-Bowie-biography-From-reverence-Nazis-drugs-sex.html
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Ha ha The Mail
"he lives quietly in politically correct mixed matrimony with the Somalian supermodel Iman "

AKA HOLY SHIT SHES BLACK AND HES WHITE??? WTF THEY'RE ALLOWED TO BE MARRIED NOW? YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)

House prices in their area have PLUMMETED.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I am slightly crying with suppressed laughter now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)

That website is brilliant in places
damnyouautocorrect.com/images/adopted-dyac.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

last weekend (I think)
a couple of mates and I read 14 pages of it in one sitting. We were laughing so hard it hurt.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Yeah I was reading through them with a mate last night
This is my all time fave damnyouautocorrect.com/images/leaving-you.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:31, Reply)

ha aha haha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)

damnyouautocorrect.com/images/butthole.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)

damnyouautocorrect.com/images/fuckweasel.jpg

hahaha
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I call fake on these...unless people have these additional words saved into their dictiinaries and type ike fat fingered spakkers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I suspect a bit of all three

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

agreed
however, the iphone does have some ridiculous shit in its auto-correct, and i can't work out how to disable it. for instance, it popped up with "schnozzola" the other night. wtf. is that even a word?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

It sounds like a large Jewish nose to me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

won't open for me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Not a problem I have with your missus' legs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

She doesn't have any legs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Don't go near her.
She's a 'bubble'. Look what happened the last time.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

"Also it seems God had a wife"
I seem to recall her stating that it was 'Jesus' who had a wife. Should I presume that you have opened your heart (strikethrough opportunity alert) and let the Lord fill you with his love?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)