Eating with your mouth open
is the single most repulsive thing a person can do.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Actually I think a women sitting on her desks with her legs apart
and wiping lumps of smegma onto her sandwich before eating them with her mouth open would be more repulsive.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)

...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I think watching Al eating a BBQ sauce salathered steak with his bare hands would be worse
Watching as the sauce dribbled out the corners of his mouth, running down into the many folds of his moobs collecting the reminents of the days earlier seven meals. Then he uses an entire loaf to mop up all the sweaty juicy goodness
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Points for smegma
Well done
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Theoretically, I'd have to agree
although curling one out onto the office carpet tiles afterwards wouldn't help with the ambience, either.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:13, Reply)

*drops chocolate mousse into the bin*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Unless it's a coiled, solid brown mousse
flavoured with sweetcorn and hazelnut, I don't understand your squeamishness.

Now dig it out and nosh it down.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Dig it out and nosh it down?
the mental image that conjures is just...

*dies a little inside*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:20, Reply)

You know I meant the mousse, right?
I didn't mean he was standing with his trousers around his ankles, a spoon in his hand and a look of happy expectation on his face.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:23, Reply)

I want you to go away and have a long think about what you've done.


Everyone else just wants you to go away.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Terrible bullying.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

*drops egg and cress sandwich into the bin*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Afternoon, breakfast
Didn't expect to see you again.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Hello stranger

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Hello
Won't be around long today, it's my last day to finish my dissertation
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Be sure to end it: "I hope you enjoyed reeding my dissattation as much as I enjoyed writing it! xxx"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:18, Reply)

And attach a polaroid of your tits.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)

My tutor is a woman.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:21, Reply)

In that case attach a photo of your boyfriends erect penis and a note saying that she can have a go whenever she wants.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:23, Reply)

I'll attach the picture of your massive cock that you gazzed me ages ago.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Yeah!
She'd love a go on it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I think any woman would
It did look like a lot of fun. It was so big you could probably get two on at once.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)

And I suppose the spelling mistakes are meant to be there because it's part of the witty joke?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I KNOW HOW TO SPELL "READING" WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO EMBARASS ME IN FRONT OF GUESTS

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:22, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1131317
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)

OH NOES we're caught in a time loop!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/2967700
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)

You also spelt dissertation wrong
I hope you noticed that too.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Go do some work

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I am working.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Work harder.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Good luck with it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Cheers
Just got the conclusion and some editing to go.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)

what you now need
Is a dog to re-eat your breakfast
(CheatingRabbit, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)

...

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Wait a minute
What's a woman doing having more than one desk? Getting ideas above her station, isn't she?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:15, Reply)

One is for work
the other is for being bent over and smashed by the sales team
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)

A smashed what?
OMG the suspense is killing me!
Edit: Ninja bastard...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:17, Reply)

That's it, she can be smashed by Ninjas and she wouldn't even know it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:20, Reply)

She has a normal desk
and some laying out space on the side. She's a civil engineer and therefore needs space for looking at large site plans.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Do they meet at right angles
So as to comply with H&S ergonomics as well as allowing her to sit on both and spread her legs without doing herself an injury?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Yes
she has a specially chamfered piece of wood connecting the two and they are fixed together to remove the risk of pinching herself somewhere delicate while she spreads herself.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:20, Reply)

And people always bitch and moan about H&S
It's there to help you!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I agree with Al, here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)

"...and that's how I met your mother."

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Or voting Lib Dem!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:17, Reply)

*snigger*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Badum Tish!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Yeah', totally, they should share them out like they're Celebrations.
"Oh man, who took all the [hot secutary]'s ? Damn, there is only [the women who smells a bit like the deli counter at the local shop that reffuses to throw stuff out]... worst. day. EVER. "
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:22, Reply)