... is certainly not what she said
hope you lot are having more fun than me. my evening looks like this:

run around at work til about 9
run around at home doing oxford work til about 12
run around at home packing for weekend away til about 1
get up at 6am for stupid 8am meeting
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:21, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

tell me about it, i waited like 4 years to get with one bloke and it was hands down the worst and most pointless time of my life
where you going on your trip?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:23, Reply)

Don't say that
I've waited 18 months to pounce on TC and if he's a disappointment I will be GUTTED.
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:42, Reply)

some men can be taught things
but then there are those that are born with problems
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:45, Reply)

True.
but I am not exactly Little Miss Confidence in that arena myself, I'd prefer it if they came ready equipped with the necessary skills and I can just sorta...fine-tune?
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:46, Reply)

yeah, hopefully your man doesn't have any "problems" he was born with and has mad skills to beat it up
le sigh
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Hopefully...
although I am yet to persuade him to leap on me. I did finally find some sexy pants for Friday though, hurrah.
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:54, Reply)

I'm sorry, I don't know the whole details of your relationship and I'd like to blame it on the fact that I arrive 5 hours after most people are on here during the day
I know you fancy him, but I don't know exactly what sort of relationship you have
so I'll just say, if you need to persuade him then he's a loser for not having done so already
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Haha, we've only had one date to be fair
he's coming over to mine on Friday, if I have to talk him in to it then yeah, I would agree with you.
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:01, Reply)

awwwwww yay date!
aw man, I'd totally like a date but I'm too socially awkward
I posted on craigslist on the missed connections page for a guy I met at a bar and someone responded, which wasn't him, but he said he thinks we should meet
I don't think I can handle all that
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Aww love, seize the day!
if you want a date then find someone and ask them. It's something I really struggle to do and I am still astonished that I had the balls to ask, but look where it's got me - potential sexytiem with an outrageously cute guy!
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Well, I hope it works out great for you :)

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Cheers bbz!

(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Fuck that, if he takes some persuading it might have been a while for him
for entirely justifiable reasons, and maybe she's the girl to show him what it's all about.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Poor guy won't know what hit him.

(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:18, Reply)

I bet he fucking will.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Bits of me, probably
at high speed and with vast enthusiasm. I'll probably break him, he's only little.
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Please resist the urge to shout "New balls, please!" mid coitus.
It won't go down well.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Somehow, just somehow
I think I will manage not to do that.

In the past week at work I have heard more or less every tennis pun imagineable...
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:50, Reply)

the more build-up there is
the less ability they will have. it's sods law.

ooh berk berk, did you see they are making "how to train your dragon 2"???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:42, Reply)

Ooo ooo yes I did but I'd forgotten til just now!
and a third one as well I believe.

But please don't say that, I will get extremely sad if TC is shit in bed.
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:45, Reply)

he's a tennis coach
he is not going to be shit in the sack.

guys who are shit in the sack are guys who work with computers (esp those who are really good with computers), who have never had a relationship with anything other than a pixellated woman which has lasted longer than a couple of dates, and whose sole experience comes from all the porn that they watch in their sweaty sock-smelling rented little bedrooms.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:47, Reply)

:(

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:47, Reply)

best sex I ever had was with an IT geek

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:50, Reply)

He comes across as much more confident in person
than he does by text. It's rather sweet. He's a fairly good kisser which is a good sign, but not as good as hot bloke was. Mind you, he was proper fizzy-clopper-oh-my-goodness amazing.
Same as Kristine, best lay ever was a computer geek. Not that that's saying much, I've had some seriously appallingly bad sex.
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:53, Reply)

What about guys who live in good but not hideously expensive rented flats, work shifts and handle chemicals for a living?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:04, Reply)

next time you're in london
come over and i'll tell you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Well, I work with computers, but I've had a relationship with a real girl, where does that leave me?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:12, Reply)

I enjoyed the first film
I am pleased to hear there will be a sequel.

I watched that film about owls yesterday. It was also quite good
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Seriously?
That looked abysmal.
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:50, Reply)

it's actually alright
animation is very good, and the story not too bad
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:06, Reply)

That looks rubbish

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:26, Reply)

it really does
it is giving me the major droop just looking at it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:31, Reply)

there is not enough sleep in that plan

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:29, Reply)