Menstrual cramps can fuck right off.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:49, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

They can
but they fucking won't. Npt without my horse tranquiliser pills, anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

The pill usually works.
Unless you're trying to get pregnant.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Hot water bottle on the stomach
And eat chocolate.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I don't get them any more.
I miss curling up on the sofa with a hot water bottle.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I've given up chocolate for lent
and all I'll be doing today is scrubbing my wetroom. *fnar*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

no chance of that
and I was on the pill for a very long time, but you're not supposed to do too long on it. Heart disease or something...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Exercise is supposed to help but who wants to go running when you're in pain.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

See above
scrubbing out the shower room today. Yay for excercise. *cries*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

As long as you're not scrubbing it out with a toothbrush.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)

She should use Rachelswipes toothbrush.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Try cunt punching yourself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

That's your answer to everything

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

It's a fix all answer
I'm off to cunt punch a shelf to a wall in a minute
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)

That is the most entertaining mental image I've been presented with all day
I might see what else I can apply that to.

Dearie me, Michael Clarke's holed out to Zaheer Khan attempting to cunt-punch a Yuvraj delivery to cow corner.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Oh thank goodness, I almost forgot about your vagina.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)