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It's when you put your face in the cleavage of a buxom lady
and wiggle your face left and right while letting your lips go all floppy so you make a noise something akin to a motorboat.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:53,
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next question for you all
WHY?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:54,
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Face in boobs
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:55,
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boys like boobs
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:55,
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Why not?
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girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:55,
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Because they're boobs.
We like having our face in boobs.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:59,
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My choice of hair style prohibits motorboating
I have to get the angle just right, or I'll have their eye out.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:02,
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haha!
You're too much of a wuss to do it anyway.
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girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:03,
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Ahem!
wuss gentleman
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:04,
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Oh my GOD
I have just thought of an epic motorboating technique that involves hanging upside down above them, and lowering my head down into their cleavage.
I now have a goal in life, to achieve a successful Spiderman Motorboat.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:03,
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Ideally one could simply drop down from the ceiling of a nightclub,
perform said move on an unsuspecting woman and then whoosh back up into the rafters.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:21,
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In my mind this is exactly how it'll happen
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:21,
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TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
*goes to climbing shop*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:23,
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Get Bungee cord
for the whooshing.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:36,
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*shakes head sadly, not unlike I was doing slow-mo motorboating*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:04,
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We all know you're going to try this so don't pretend otherwise.
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girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:08,
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Try it? I'm a fucking expert.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:19,
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Boobs.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:09,
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