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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's when you put your face in the cleavage of a buxom lady
and wiggle your face left and right while letting your lips go all floppy so you make a noise something akin to a motorboat.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
next question for you all
WHY?
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Face in boobs

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)
boys like boobs

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Why not?

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Because they're boobs.
We like having our face in boobs.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)
My choice of hair style prohibits motorboating
I have to get the angle just right, or I'll have their eye out.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)
haha!
You're too much of a wuss to do it anyway.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Ahem!
wuss gentleman
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Oh my GOD
I have just thought of an epic motorboating technique that involves hanging upside down above them, and lowering my head down into their cleavage.
I now have a goal in life, to achieve a successful Spiderman Motorboat.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Ideally one could simply drop down from the ceiling of a nightclub,
perform said move on an unsuspecting woman and then whoosh back up into the rafters.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)
In my mind this is exactly how it'll happen

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
*goes to climbing shop*
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Get Bungee cord
for the whooshing.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)
*shakes head sadly, not unlike I was doing slow-mo motorboating*

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)
We all know you're going to try this so don't pretend otherwise.

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Try it? I'm a fucking expert.

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Boobs.

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

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