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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Not really.
It's good for flushing out the system, especially with some lemon.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
You know what else is good at flushing out your system?
Your liver.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
I know that.
I'm no detox mental.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Its so bland. But I guess at least its not undrinkable when it goes cold
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)
you get shit water in the North
that's why you don't understand it. The water down here is much better.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Does your water make your kettle furry?

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)
not in the slightest

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)
All your waters taste fine
in comparison to that which is pumped out of the Thames Water ring main.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Oh, then that's fine.
Mine at home tastes lovely and doesn't make things furry. finally got used to London water but still hate it.

They sell Northern Water in bottles, after all.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I've been using the same kettle for 6 years
and my parents used it for probably 4 before that and it has never needed descaling or anything.

London water is a bit shit, but I'm serious about some northern water not being even any good for washing in, or washing up

shaving was particularly bad
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)
South Manchester is fine, thank you very much
My hair is much thicker and glossy and generally better up there.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Up where?

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)
South Manchester.

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:54, Reply)
interestingly, Manchester, the North West, Wales and the South West
all have the softest water
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)
That's not what I meant and you know it.

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)
-hisses-

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)
*beams*
Alright gorgeous?
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)
I've felt better, to be honest
I was singing about pokemon to the tune of Taio Cruz last night.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Yes, you massive leg-bleeding pisshead.
It sounds like it was worth it though, good skills.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)
I wasn't THAT drunk.
2 double vodkas, pint of cider and...how much do those pitchers hold? 3 pints? Yeah, that much of Long Island Iced Tea.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Three pints of LIIT?
Man alive, that alone would get me tiddly.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)
+erect

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Ooof, I obsessively proof my posts
and will therefore have to edit, rendering your post somewhat mad. I will never forget though.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Photos WILL emerge.
There's one where I'm pulling a beautiful accidental mongface.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Are you fucking kidding?
Our water is fantastic.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I've been places in the North where the water was so crap you couldn't wash properly with it

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)
I heard the government adds the same chemicals as you find in Stella Artois to the water

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Not Liverpool.
Ours is lovely Welsh water from lake Vyrnwy. BYOOTIFUL.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)
That's not a word.

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)
It is in Wales.

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Everything's a word in Wales

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:54, Reply)
LLLLDDDD
is probably a word there.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Dwyn hoffi crwbanod!

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Did Mistress leave the ballgag in?

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)
What?

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)
I like tortoises

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Best of all the pensioners!

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)
How the fuck is Cumree spelt.
it makes no fucking sense. Cymru? What?
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)
you just wait until you see them decide to replace the C with a G
seemingly at random.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)
No I'm ok with that one.
Y is U and U is I
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)
:( It looks like Kimroo to me.

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)
it's an entirely different language
I would've thought you'd be able to grasp that
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Yeah, but all my languages have vaguely logical patterns to them.
I understand not all letters are pronouced the same. For example, Latin cs are hard, so caesar is pronouced closer to kaiser than seezar. But it doesn't really follow any logical-to-me pattern and I find it disconcerting.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)
oh yeah, the language is nonsense
my ex was fluent. I learnt 2 phrases in the 4 years I was there, and I could only say one when drunk.

I didn't even dare try and pronounce her full name in case I got it wrong, because it had ll in the middle
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)
My friend has that problem with his name. He's Russki though.

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
the amusing thing is that her name was close in meaning to "tablecloth"
Russian is a sexy language. Friend of mine at uni could speak it. Gave me the right horn. Might partly have been because she was smoking hot, and was wearing a white furry bra, white hot pants and big white furry boots at the time. and wings.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Second languages are always a bit of a turn on.

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Unless it's Klingon

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)
That would have worked on me

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)
"Dydd" is a word
Three 'Ds,' one not-really-a-vowel. What a wonderful language.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)
ok, you get an exemption
I can't remember where it was worst, peak district or lake district, but it was particularly shit in one of those places.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Probably more to do with the infra structure than the actual water.

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)
naa, it's mineral content innit
water is something I know rather a lot about blousie
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)
I thought minerals were good for you?

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)
some are
goodness isn't what I'm talking about though. Harder water doesn't foam up and stuff, hence being harder to wash with, that sort of thing
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)
This^
My tap water is lovely
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Where are you?

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Just outside of Newcastle
It is nom
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)
And mine.
We get all the fresh stuff before it travels further south.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)

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