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Not really.
It's good for flushing out the system, especially with some lemon.
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girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:23,
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You know what else is good at flushing out your system?
Your liver.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:25,
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I know that.
I'm no detox mental.
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girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:28,
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Its so bland. But I guess at least its not undrinkable when it goes cold
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:28,
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you get shit water in the North
that's why you don't understand it. The water down here is much better.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:41,
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Does your water make your kettle furry?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:44,
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not in the slightest
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:44,
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All your waters taste fine
in comparison to that which is pumped out of the Thames Water ring main.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:45,
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Oh, then that's fine.
Mine at home tastes lovely and doesn't make things furry. finally got used to London water but still hate it.
They sell Northern Water in bottles, after all.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:47,
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I've been using the same kettle for 6 years
and my parents used it for probably 4 before that and it has never needed descaling or anything.
London water is a bit shit, but I'm serious about some northern water not being even any good for washing in, or washing up
shaving was particularly bad
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:49,
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South Manchester is fine, thank you very much
My hair is much thicker and glossy and generally better up there.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:50,
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Up where?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:53,
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South Manchester.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:54,
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interestingly, Manchester, the North West, Wales and the South West
all have the softest water
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:59,
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That's not what I meant and you know it.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:00,
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-hisses-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:03,
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*beams*
Alright gorgeous?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:04,
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I've felt better, to be honest
I was singing about pokemon to the tune of Taio Cruz last night.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:08,
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Yes, you massive leg-bleeding pisshead.
It sounds like it was worth it though, good skills.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:09,
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I wasn't THAT drunk.
2 double vodkas, pint of cider and...how much do those pitchers hold? 3 pints? Yeah, that much of Long Island Iced Tea.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:10,
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Three pints of LIIT?
Man alive, that alone would get me tiddly.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:13,
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+erect
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:13,
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Ooof, I obsessively proof my posts
and will therefore have to edit, rendering your post somewhat mad. I will never forget though.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:17,
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Photos WILL emerge.
There's one where I'm pulling a beautiful accidental mongface.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:14,
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Are you fucking kidding?
Our water is fantastic.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:44,
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I've been places in the North where the water was so crap you couldn't wash properly with it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:45,
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I heard the government adds the same chemicals as you find in Stella Artois to the water
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:48,
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Not Liverpool.
Ours is lovely Welsh water from lake Vyrnwy. BYOOTIFUL.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:48,
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That's not a word.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:49,
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It is in Wales.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:53,
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Everything's a word in Wales
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:54,
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LLLLDDDD
is probably a word there.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:56,
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Dwyn hoffi crwbanod!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:57,
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Did Mistress leave the ballgag in?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:01,
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What?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:01,
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I like tortoises
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:01,
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Best of all the pensioners!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:05,
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How the fuck is Cumree spelt.
it makes no fucking sense. Cymru? What?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:59,
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you just wait until you see them decide to replace the C with a G
seemingly at random.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:01,
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No I'm ok with that one.
Y is U and U is I
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:02,
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:( It looks like Kimroo to me.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:03,
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it's an entirely different language
I would've thought you'd be able to grasp that
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:04,
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Yeah, but all my languages have vaguely logical patterns to them.
I understand not all letters are pronouced the same. For example, Latin cs are hard, so caesar is pronouced closer to kaiser than seezar. But it doesn't really follow any logical-to-me pattern and I find it disconcerting.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:07,
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oh yeah, the language is nonsense
my ex was fluent. I learnt 2 phrases in the 4 years I was there, and I could only say one when drunk.
I didn't even dare try and pronounce her full name in case I got it wrong, because it had ll in the middle
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:13,
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My friend has that problem with his name. He's Russki though.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:17,
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the amusing thing is that her name was close in meaning to "tablecloth"
Russian is a sexy language. Friend of mine at uni could speak it. Gave me the right horn. Might partly have been because she was smoking hot, and was wearing a white furry bra, white hot pants and big white furry boots at the time. and wings.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:17,
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Second languages are always a bit of a turn on.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:20,
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Unless it's Klingon
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:22,
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That would have worked on me
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:22,
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"Dydd" is a word
Three 'Ds,' one not-really-a-vowel. What a wonderful language.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:02,
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ok, you get an exemption
I can't remember where it was worst, peak district or lake district, but it was particularly shit in one of those places.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:49,
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Probably more to do with the infra structure than the actual water.
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girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:57,
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naa, it's mineral content innit
water is something I know rather a lot about blousie
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:58,
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I thought minerals were good for you?
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girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:59,
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some are
goodness isn't what I'm talking about though. Harder water doesn't foam up and stuff, hence being harder to wash with, that sort of thing
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:00,
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This^
My tap water is lovely
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:45,
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Where are you?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:47,
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Just outside of Newcastle
It is nom
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:51,
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And mine.
We get all the fresh stuff before it travels further south.
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girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:49,
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