Made thai green curry last night
this in itself was not misguided, however rubbing my eyes with chillified hands was. Still sodding smarts this morning.
(berk, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Could be worse
You could have given your boyfriend a little manual relief.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I was going to strikethrough the a in manual, replace it with an e, and then somehow try and write it as if the character from Fawlty Towers was in the throes of orgasm.

I couldn't do it without it being shit though, so do me a favour, imagine I did that, and it was really funny.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

HAHAHA!
*wipes away a tear, then highfives HARD*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

much appreciated

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I was thinking along those lines but couldn't be bothered.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Number of girls who've said that to me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Very true
or I could have had a wank. Although he's not my boyfriend, just a boy...thing. At the minute.
(berk, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)

BOOOOYYYYYYYFFFFFFRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD!!!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

BERK HAS A BOYFRIEND!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

But more importantly, will she ever get to watch that DVD?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

GOOOOOOOOOONZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
minestrone and pesto soup, go go go!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)