I'd invite me over for cupcakes and booze and films.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

me Labs
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Labs the internet
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

+Vipros

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Labs me
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

+ Labs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

+not
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

t -one else
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

+ is allowed to come
including Labs.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

You're mean
I hope something minor inconveniences you today.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

This exchange made me lol. quietly to myself in the kitchen lest I anger the boss
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Don't you want to be spanked?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)

+Vipros

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Everyone's ignoring you Vipros
It's worse than being turned down.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Of course, they SAY it's a threesome
but when you're on the end of the bed whilst they're lezzing out with only your hand for company, it gets very lonely.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

it's the story of my life.
I know Kitty has abandoned me though, it's sad, after all we have shared....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I still love you, I cherish our romantic text messages
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)

haha I'd forgotten about that.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I can do that, are you free on friday after pole?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

are you is the internet
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Why, yes I am
How lovely of you to ask.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Cool, ill just take you home with me after pole then :D

I have some great bad movies we can watch
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Yayayayay.
I've got some too. What kind of films do you like?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

The Mummy

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

I HAVE THIS
And also the Mummy II, which features The Rock.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Also he was in Scorpion King

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I don't have this :(

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Don't bother.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

This is a more succinct reply than mine, and doubly as effective.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

it's great
you fucking helmet
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Sorry chap, I'm standing with Monty on this one.
It's perhaps one of the most turgidly hideous pieces of cinema I've ever seen. And I've seen Alien vs Predator 2 and the fourth Shrek film.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Also:
The universe agrees.
www.metacritic.com/movie/the-scorpion-king
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

No, no it isn't.
It's not 'shit' good, like, say The Beastmaster, it's 'shit' shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Bag full of weasels!
The fantasy equivalent of a Swiss Army knife.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)

But you do have the Internet
Problem solved.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

It's quite possibly the shittest film ever made.
It seems to have been made with a budget of $100.

$50 went on hiring a massive gaylord who can't act to star in it, $45 went on a partially-sighted D-grade CGI student and the last $5 went on a plot, that they bought from a recently-released mental patient.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Nope, shittest film ever is the Tom Cruise version of War Of The Worlds.
At least with Scorpion King, you KNEW it was going to be shit in advance.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

The words 'remake' and 'Tom Cruise' didn't set off warning bells?
Were you similarly duped by the remake of 'The Wicker Man' starring 'Nic' Cage?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Fuck no, I've avoided that like the plague
I was younger, I had far too much hope it wouldn't be shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Youthful ignorance is an acceptable excuse I suppose.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)

And the best line in the history of cinema:
"By putting that amulet on you've started a chain of events that could bring about the next apocolypse"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Haha I wrote my reply before I saw this. I'll
love you. Will wouldn't let me watch faster in the cinema yesterday, its practically over between us.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I saw the trailer for that the other day
Really want to see it!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Shocking.
I can't wait til Sunday, when I'm going to see MOTHERFUCKING SUCKER PUNCH.

Shall I bring the Mummy and the Mummy returns then?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I want to see that too
I'll be going to the cinema a lot over the next few months it seems.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I fucking love the mummy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I know, that's why I said it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I fucking love your mummy too.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Me too.
Rick O'connell is essentially my ideal man.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Superb film

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

hate rom coms. Love the rock. That's all you need to know.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)

The next Fast and the Furious film is gonna be off the HOOK

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I can't wait, I might go see it twice one after the other
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)