I have to go to Milton Keynes Hospital tomorrow :((

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Really?
What time are you out we should go for a pint if it fits my busy schedule.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Dunno, I'm trying to avoid the whole thing but it seems inevitable
My first visit to Milton Keynes by Rory Lyon aged 36 and a bit. I'll keep you posted fact fans.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Having a hip replacement you ancient cunt?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I think you'll find that 36 is the prime of life
*sobs*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I'm not quite Stonehenge Monty yet
Part of work innit. You've built Milton Keynes up, I'd best not be disappointed.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I'm only a year older than you , you ancient cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

:(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

You'll miss all the good bits
because the nice parts aren't next to dual carridgeways.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

:{

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

If you're still around about 5ish I'll show you a nice beer garden pub.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I'll get back to you
I'm a b4sh virgin, I imagine half an hour of an uncomfortable silence before both parties make a dreadful excuse to make their swift getaway
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:58, Reply)

It's ok I'm not as socially akward as I seem on here.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)

If you're into roundabouts, it's fucking amazing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)

:(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

i did like your link
of course i now have to wait SIX WEEKS before replying or something.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

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( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Come to think of it you were complicit in that thread deletion

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)

YOU HAVE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:52, Reply)

It only looks that way because he is haggared from all the massive drugs he does.
I guess Lusty is right when she implies "That monty is very old and shit, I was in it for the inhertiance as he is so old that he will die very very soon, but it looks like I'd get more of a bill than a windfall, so fuck that. Besides, it seems all his deseases and iligal drugs that he takes are equally balances, if he quits the yop it'll fall like a house of cards. I guess I could sale his record collection, that's gotta be worth at least a couple of hundred, it'll pay for a night out or something, maybe I could take Gonz on that night out? oh gee oh gosh, I wish he was my mister instead, maybe one day. Anyway, as soon as he ends up in hospital on life support because he's pissed off a real-life brick-top, I'll leave him then. I'd probably take a dump on his signed-first-edition-printed copy of some obscure pop group band he keeps on banging on about." when she says "hello, how are you?".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Well I'm glad you never came to the sex party now.
It seems SOMETHING is going on behind my back anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Oh boy, I hope it's nothing really serious like cancer or some kind of dementia
I really do. It would suck if you had to go to Milton Keynes only to be told you have cancer. You'd be all "I've got cancer? Shit, that's awful. Now I've got to get out of Milton Keynes too."
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I noe !1!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Wooo! another B3tan in my catchment age.
*licks fingers and smooths eyebrows*

Well hullo!

*winks*
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I wouldn't bother
he's likely got something terminal.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Thus desperate.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Fuck you is mk in your catchment area.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I said age not area.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

YEAH WELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO READ STUFF BEFORE REPLYING DO YAH?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

*Send me a bumhole Gaz*

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)

*sends*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Have you any idea how difficult it is to photograph your own bumhole.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Oh boy, I'm going to be within twelve miles of Rory Lyon.
I might have to wear my super-extra-supporting pants tomorrow.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Aww man, we might *bump* into each other

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)