The last time I went properly batshit insane at someone
was about 9 years ago, and I would probably have scratched out his eyes had I not been physically restrained. Cunt. I'd probably still cheerfully set fire to him if I could.
I'm normally far too laid back to get in to proper screaming arguments.
(berk, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:13, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did he put a cup down without using a coaster?
I hate that
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I wouldn't bring that up too early in your new relationship
let him find out in his own time that you're a mentalist.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Ach, come on
once in 26 years doth not a mentalist make. And the guy in question had been stalking me, and I had just found and read his diary which was full of rape fantasies involving me (and only me. Well, and him obviously). Same guy who I found wanking over me when I was asleep on his sofa.

Trying to kill him was entirely reasonable and fully justified, in my opinion.
(berk, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:18, Reply)

O_o
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Exactly.

(berk, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I think most judges would have let you off with that one

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Have you showed him your diary which was full of kill fantasies about him?
He'd probably appreciate that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I don't keep a diary
I did see him in Debenhams when I was at home over Christmas. I didn't believe it could happen, but he's actually gotten even fuglier in the last 10 years. He followed me round the store and only my friend's intervention stopped me from hiding behind a stand of John Rocha stuff and kneecapping him with a mannequins arm.
(berk, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:25, Reply)

What a cunt, i hope he gets run over for you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Do you remeber batshitmentalist
God she was boring - fishing, depression, muumy, everyone hates me, fishing, depression...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Don't forget the crippling fear of vomit
Honkavomapukeaphobia
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Emetophobia
actually.
(berk, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Barfachuckahurlaphobia
ACTUALLY
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:19, Reply)

vomitylolz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)

She was back the other day
Stopped just long enough to whinge about us, then fucked off again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Brilliant, classic internet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I noticed that
also she told Bob (under the mistaken impression that he was Bert) to take pictures of himself dying on QOTW
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:20, Reply)

There is so much wrong with this post!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)

was it gonz who put
that her posts were tedious, he didn't give a fuck about fishing, and her cat had a shit name?

that was a moment of genius, it has to be said.

i didn't mind her at all until the roger thing, and i felt v sorry when she lost her mum. but roger... then i lost all patience.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)

And she threw her cat through a window
Who was Roger, or was she rogered?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Rogerthestarfish
that was her sockpuppet.
(berk, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:25, Reply)

She did WHAT?
Although I do understand the urge...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I think it was an accident, but she got loads of "joking" stick for it
the cat was her best friend so it smarted a bit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:26, Reply)

hadn't it cost about £1,000000,000000
at the vet the week before when it swallowed a load of quarters??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Silly batshitmentalist
cat is not fruit machine
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:30, Reply)

pull it's tail and wait for it to shit money

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:31, Reply)

it is not fair to make people laugh when they are drafting a letter before action
(to a tenant who is storing rotting vegetable matter in the common parts of a building).

not fair, drac.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:34, Reply)

ha hahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:31, Reply)

It was the week after, and he'd swallowed a penny that they found on an x-ray.
That was me making sure my cat was ok.

Go buy some shoes or something you stuck up snobcuntwhore.
(nolongernuts, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:48, Reply)

PsychoChomp wasn't it?
Didn't he get naughty stepped as a result?
(TheColonel, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:56, Reply)

i thought it was gonz

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:59, Reply)