*raises eyebrow*
Will this not cause beef either way?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Aye, there's going to be a fall out soon
I made it clear last night I'm not interested in pursuing a relationship with her, and that I want to stay friends. She responded with 'plenty of fish in the sea, after all', so I'm not sure how she'll be in the coming weeks...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Plenty of fish
but you still pick her clam, eh?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

plenty of fish for her.
AA has to take what he can get.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

A hole's a goal

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

What are you talking about? He's the smoothest player here.
Before even a girl's first post she already has a gaz from him ! He's everything that Chompy would be if Chompy wasn't instant-friend-zoned and gay-big-brother'd.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

HAHAHA!!
*clicks hard*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:30, Reply)

he calls is Shock and Phwoar

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Charming and Witty

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

what kind of key opens the doors in a zoo?
A Monkey.

I just sent this to a girl I find attractive. It's like I don't want to have sex.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I'm sure such a joke will drop knickers at 10ft

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Is she 7?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

For lack of a better term, it's not difficult.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

at least you stop when she is developing feelings
don't think you are at fault really
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

she's probably thinking
"I can lure him back in with sex and then ensnare him"

that's typical woman thinking that is
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

It's a good job you've settled down with someone.
Because you'd be no use dating.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I've only ever been on one date.
it was to the pub, I was massively stoned, she had bumped into an old friend on the way to the pub, who happened to be a really hot lesbian. I spent the whole time listening to them talk and imagining them suggesting a threesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Goodness knows I hope you never split with the Mrs but it would be funny if you did and had to date again.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I've changed quite a bit since I was last single
approximately 9 years ago. I think I'd be a bit better at it now.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I'm falling at the first hurdle
Of finding someone suitable that I'd like to ask out for a date. As soon as I do though, I'm sure I'll be perfectly fine at failing to ask them out.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)

heh, that's the tricky bit
before my mrs, who I was friends with for 4 years before we got together, I was with a girl who I lived with before going out, prior to that was another girl from the same group of friends, and prior to that the girl asked me out.

we've got past the age where merely getting drunk works as a way of starting a relationship.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Aye
Em's started seeing a new fella, who works at the theatre with her. Getting that job has done wonders for her, she's made loads of cool friends, including this boy, and she's not getting messed around by management like she was at New Look.
Considering how shit my Stratford friends have become now they've all coupled up, I need to meet some new people. Which will probably involve moving.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:38, Reply)

that's cool
sounds like you do need to get out. I know your post yesterday was mostly in jest, but there is clearly some truth in it. Get out of there, get down to London and admit your true feelings for TGB
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I do admit my true feelings for her
I tell her I hate her all the time.

At the moment I'm trying to cling to reasons not to move, because I can't afford to do so for at least 6 months. Also, I fear losing all my free time to a new job.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)

love and hate are sides of the same coin
also, there's a thin line between them, which I assume is delineated by the edge of the coin.

fair enough though, I wouldn't want to lose all my time to a job. It's bad enough having to do 7.5 - 8 hours a day, 5 days a week
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Precisely
Friends who have moved down (in the same Industry) regularly work 12 hour days and weekends, and quite frankly I think that's insane.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)

there's no need for it as far as I can tell
stuff just isn't that urgent. That's the trouble with people, they think their stuff is so important that it must be done IMMEDIATELY! when actually they are an insignificant arseface, this leads to people being made to work stupid hours.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Couldn't agree more
And if a job routinely takes someone 12-14 hours a day, then either they suck at the job, or management need to hire a second person.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)

yep!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)