You're late
better check you not preggers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

That would liven the place up with a great online meltdown

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

at least it would mean i was getting laid!!!
don't make me be mean to you, roary-woary
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Chompy slips in at night
and "turkey bastes" you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)

nah, he's definitely sterile
no way would god allow that to reproduce.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I didn't say it was his manfat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

so now the bespectacled sex-god from milton keynes
is raping men for the manfat as well as women?

you have a sick sick mind, sportscow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Its like you can see into the void that was my soul

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

He's experimenting on you with glops of zoo spunk

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Who knows what foul creature you'll birth

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Do it.
DO IT!!
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)

erm
i kind of just did.

i'm shit at being mean.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I expected better than this playground bullying from you BGB

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I'm hungover and need some lols.
Nothing personal.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Don't get me wrong, I'm all in favour of internet meanness
It livens a dull morning up no end
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

nope, definitely not
phew.

just fat, then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I'm close to giving up on my attempt to get to ten stone. Be happy with what you are I reckon.
Been ten and three and quarter stone for months despite eating nothing but healthy food and never drinking. Lost cause I think.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)

You would look like a fucking refugee at 10 stone man!
Get some pies down you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

10 fucking stone?
Are you having a laugh? How tall are you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

He's 3'9" in his socks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

+ naked outside your window with a bona that you could hang your sunday best from

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I'm not into Hobbits thanks

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Unless you're 5ft 2, pack that in.
Actually, you're a bloke, so just pack that in.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Agreed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

You should never aim for a specific weight
rather a body shape that you are happy wiht and is healthy, the weight of that body is irrelavant.

i weigh almost 13 stone now, more than I've ever weighed, but i'm fitter and more muscular (relatively) than ever as well.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

I'm still overweight but the fittest I've ever been.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

" body shape that you are happy with AND is healthy"
weight plays a part in this, but suprious targets are not helpful to anyone.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I'm not that bloody overweight.
Middle-aged spread innit. Can't shift the fucking thing short of starving.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

i was certainly not accuaing you of anything of the sort!
Just that if someones says I want to be X stone, i wonder if that weight is the correct one or just a arbitrary number.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

You think I'm fat.
Waaaahhhaaaaaaaaa!
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I agree with this entirely
Trying to hit a target weight did my head in. As I'm doing free weights every day I'm perfectly happy with the possibility that I'll end up heavier than I am now when I've lost my gut.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I have a target weight that, as of this morning, I am one pound off
However the belly/love handles are still there, so I'll carry on the diet and step up the exercise.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

That must be very rewarding to be fair
Well done mate. We'll have a gut-off in June
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Thanks!
You'll win, barring some sort of miracle/accidental liposuction.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I dunno
That waistcoat I wore on TWL wasn't just for fashion purposes. Slimming, int they
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Shush!
I'm wearing a waistcoat right now...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I fucking love my waistcoats
I've got three. However, you haven't got Ballroom to fall back on as an excuse and no-one around here thinks you're an epic bumder, so you might want to keep that under your hat. Your 6" tall stovepipe hat.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I wish I had a 6" tall stovepipe hat
I could wear it with the mo' up underneath, then when I tip my hat to the ladies they'd positively throw themselves at me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)

that would be awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

It's an ambition of mine to get one
Or at least a sufficiently tall top hat.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I like them too
but get a bit mocked.

I'm getting one tailor made for my wedding. exciting stuff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I have two
A black pinstripe and a plain black one. They fucking ROCK.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I've got two as well, a plain black one and a grey one that goes with my suit
I need some new work clothes soon and I'm thinking pinstripes would be the way to go.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Definitely
Pinstripe is the way to go.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)

dunno where to get them though
particularly as I would ideally have flares or bootcut...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I am currently sporting pinstripe trousers today

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)

weight did anus to put
weights bumsex
heavier more gayAIDS ridden
gut horse virginity
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)

9/10
Well done. "Horse virginity" is worth a point all on its own.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)

*prouds*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Darling, you're such a bender.
Look. I'm back. I'm not here though, I'm on the other thread.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Yes you are
On both counts. Good to see you sugahhh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

That's a good point.
I'm not happy with my body shape, I couldn't ever be called fat in a million years and weight wise I'm fine, but I need to drop a few pounds to get where I want to be init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:06, Reply)

This^
Just removing some excess poundage at the moment. I want a six pack, just once
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Tescos sell them reasonably cheap
Those little cans of Heineken are awesome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Cut one of your feet off, Bal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)