Well endowed
I would say that in a man, girth is the most important thing. I'm not talking about a total chode here. Just that, let's say that if there was a lady I knew, and she had been with a man or two, and one of them two men were exceptionally, long, she may have found out that 9" is too long.

Quite happy being a woman really.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 18:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck off Bert
In other news, length depends on the length of your vaginal canal, girth I suspect depends on both genetics and how far and how often one has been previously stretched...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 18:44, Reply)

but it always goes back to shape
ya know, if you haven't been...ahem...stretched...for a while
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Mr Ape
Sure vaginal shape and size is a factor.

Who is this Bert of whom you speak? Does he have a friend Ernie?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Nah, he was a massive tool who used to post here, but people found out that he'd shagged his sistyer so he flounced
but then kept returning in different guises.

It's a welcoming thing, welcome!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Fangs
I fink.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 18:56, Reply)

yeah why not
This is a nice first thread for you!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 18:56, Reply)

she's been here before
you're just late on teh news
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:00, Reply)

Oh soz, will try and keep up but my brain has melted today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Did you make him go in sideways instead?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Sideways
You know, I thought that I was doing something wrong. I will have to try this when I find a willing victim.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 18:55, Reply)

or fold in half, then shove it in

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:00, Reply)

Drunk sex; like trying to push toothpaste back into the tube

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:00, Reply)

Old toothpaste
I'm almost old enough to remember when toothpaste came in those nice metal tubes, and if you were a little overenthusiastic with the squeezing, you could probably get about 4cm back in the tube if you were skilled enough.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:03, Reply)

A girl I used to live with starting going out with a guy who always inserted his penis limp.
He didn't like to get hard first and then enter. Fuck knows why.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Do not understand the physics/biology of this...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Me neither.
But she loved him innit.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Love is blind/understanding of weird sexual demands

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Fold it in half?
Is there a chance that we aren't talking about the same thing here?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:00, Reply)

I think it takes a bit of work
and touniquets
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Needless to say
I won't be putting that aspiration to try out folding by means of tourniquets on my online dating profile, or perhaps I should. I might attract a different sort of tosser.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:07, Reply)