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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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soon, you'll be able to play with your baby in bear suit all day!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:21, Reply)
On the brightside she's much more interactive and her laugh is brilliant. Really cheers me up after a day at work.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:22, Reply)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)
The mrs is always showing my photos of the kids of people she knows and saying "Aren't they cute" when really they look like they've had a brick in the face. But your kid is really, really cute. Which given it's father is quite amazing.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)
Baby on the stool next to you, two hotties come to the bar, one turns to you and says "Aaaaaah, isn't she just the cutest" and you say "Yeah, she's lovely isn't she. You know, if you play your cards right, you could have one of your own." and there would be an uncomfortable silence and then you'd say "but not your friend, she's a bit rough, it would contaminate the genes".
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:38, Reply)
"Her mother died in labour. I hope she turns out alright without a woman in her life."
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)
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