I have discovered just how insecure TC is
I think a major crisis has been averted but I could yet still massively fuck this up. *sigh*
If my emergency booze didn't consist of a can of stout, a small bottle of pink cava and a bottle of peach cider then I would definitely get hammered this evening.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's still early enough to pop out and stock up
have you managed to have a chat with him then?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:33, Reply)

Yeah, he's on fb chat
and I'm in my pyjamas, I really can't face getting dressed and going out.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:37, Reply)

Well I'm glad things are calmer
do you think you can put up with lots of drama though?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Well, this basically boils down to a massive misunderstanding
and it's because we don't really know each other that well. I think I've persuaded him that this is the case, and that we should get to know each other better before we have proper arguments...
But yeah, if it's still this OMGDRAMA a couple of months in, he can forget it, cos I really can't be arsed with it.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:43, Reply)

:(

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:43, Reply)

Yeah :(
I'm too laid back to have this kind of shit going on, I just want it all to be fine.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:49, Reply)

*Pats berk on the head*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:51, Reply)

fanny
And said awooga
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Do you know, I still grin inanely whenever I think of the Akabussi porn fic.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Trouble in paradise?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:35, Reply)

break out the
*there there*'s, mr sympathetic
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:37, Reply)

Yeah :(

(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Hope it goes ok, love.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:39, Reply)

I thought things were going well.
What changed?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:42, Reply)

see kristines thread

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Foot in mouth syndrome
he seems to be convinced that I'm complaining and think he's rubbish in the sack. This is total bollocks, but he's being surprisingly hard to persuade otherwise.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:46, Reply)

but you did think he has a small willy?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:48, Reply)

I didn't say that though!

(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:50, Reply)

probably just as well
If he got a grump on over something trivial
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:52, Reply)

If I was that tetchy
everyone would think I had my rag on. He's just being massively insecure, it'll either calm down and be fine or it'll get silly and I'll have to bin him off, much as it would pain me to do so.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:55, Reply)

I hope he doesn't know you're called berk
because this page might be quite easy to find.

You know, this page and the threads earlier where we were talking about his willy
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:11, Reply)

I doubt highly he knows about this place
although I do occasionally worry about just how easy it would be to work out who I am by the things I say!
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Toe sucking is your thing eh?
*Fergie lols*

(Seriously though, just talk to the fella)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Or, invite him round
and bounce on his todger vigorously and see if you can make his nads swing like a Newton's cradle.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Pffft!
I have just spat rhubarb crumble all over myself, you total bastard.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:56, Reply)

I aim to please, berk.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:57, Reply)

This tune came straight into my head reading your post.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zedq1VhaS90
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:59, Reply)

I have got custard as well, of course
I know the theme but don't remember the cartoon.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:05, Reply)

I got the complete set on DVD for my neice.
She thinks it's shit.

What the fuck does she know, eh?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:08, Reply)

I hope she's not epileptic
it may set her off.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Get her Trap Door
that was ace.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Trap door was ace.
Consider yourself validated.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:22, Reply)

me and tightly would be happy to give a demonstration
Of how that works
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:57, Reply)

This is actually somewhat disturbing...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:59, Reply)