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Evening Bobby - how's you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

micropenis lols.
Grand thanks b3th, had a tip top weekend to be fair. And yourself?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Not bad
Just taking part in the pub quiz right now! Good job nobody thinks I'm cheating...

In other news, is it true you're the one to talk to about recruitment advice?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:11, Reply)

oooh!
the answer is 'sculpture'!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Wrong.
The answer was 'Borscht'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:13, Reply)

damn, I knew that

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:13, Reply)

well, you didn't SAY it!
that's what counts. That and my fingers...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Quizzes are fun,
yeah I used to be in that game. How can I be of assistance?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:14, Reply)

I have no career, and I want one
I don't know what, specifically, I want to do, but I know I want to do something creative.

If I walk into an employment agency with that, will I get laughed out of the building?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)

ummmm possibly.
Gaz me with some details or email me your CV and we will work something out.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:21, Reply)

andy.cussen Benny.On.The.Loose@
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:23, Reply)

oooo
thank you.

I was told the other week that my CV is woefully out of date in terms of content and layout, so that will need a lot of work. However, any help will be gratefully appreciated. Do you want to gaz me that email and take it off this rather public page?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:23, Reply)

yeah no worries, have deleted it now, will gaz it to you.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:24, Reply)

You might want to kick Jeff in the nuts until he deletes it too...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:44, Reply)

That's a bit harsh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:45, Reply)

I'm a hard woman, Jeff

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:50, Reply)

I suppose you need to be living in W-S-M

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:51, Reply)

if you're not a crack whore, you do.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:53, Reply)

If I say 'Bob is the man to speak to' then Bob is the man to speak to
(I note you ignored my link to Aardman the other day. Consider that a black mark).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:15, Reply)

tell me what SKILL stands for.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:16, Reply)

There are a number of variations on the SKILL insult.
If you, as a child, were asked if you were 'skill' (and back in the 70s, if you did something awesome, you'd probably describe yourself as being 'skill') you answered 'yes'

You'd either be accused of having African Bum Disease, or being 'the Skillest Kid in Lezzie Land'

Further regional adjustments on this theme can be found here.

www.playgroundlaw.com/cgi-bin/browse.pl?sid=645
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:22, Reply)

I prefer spastic kid in lesbo land.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:23, Reply)

+ s

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:24, Reply)

There was something similar when I was a lad (and very likely before then).
Q: Do you know your ABCs?

Response if you say "No": Haha, you can't read, you're a big fat spastic.
Response if you say "Yes": Haha, ABC stands for African Bum Cleaner.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:26, Reply)

^ This.
Relive the law of the playground here.

www.playgroundlaw.com/cgi-bin/browse.pl?a
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:27, Reply)

We had, can you spell HIV? are you positive,
hahahahah you have aids
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:29, Reply)

You probably won't remember Saint and Greavise
But this just made me laugh.

www.playgroundlaw.com/cgi-bin/browse.pl?sid=2587
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Some of those make me cry with laughter
www.playgroundlaw.com/cgi-bin/browse.pl?sid=468
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 0:01, Reply)

I never fucking did!
I went and looked at it and everything. sorry I didn't fall at your feet in gratitude ; )

EDIT: now be nice or I'll never introduce you to my dog.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:18, Reply)

More cheese Grommit?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:22, Reply)

ed milliband lolz

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:24, Reply)