also, the cunts have changed it
from "smart old blue" to "good old blue" leading me to decide that these days, being smart is not considered a positive thing. Unlike, oh, being a vacuous publicty slut-troll, for instance.

Wankers, all of them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck adverts. I shouted at the telly when I first saw the Nuramol advert.
*scientists in lab*
"For years, our scientists have been labouring to develop a new and better painkiller blah blah blah"
*graphs*
"Faster and longer lasting blah blah blah"
*product image*
"So new Nuramol, groundbreaking, victory for science etc etc"
*small print - 'contains Ibuprofen and Paracetamol'*

FUCK YOU NUROFEN, FUCK YOU WITH DARTH'S.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)

^this, also
and that insult is my new favourite. I shall use it at every given opportunity. The insult, that is, not Darth's penis.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)

damn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)

let's not even go down the route of beauty products, eh?
Lest I go on another killing rampage. "contains boswelox" .. does it really? Well, you've probably got the first two letters correct...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I saw one that said something like feeds your living hair.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Also
They've changed 'L Cassei Immunitas' to 'L Cassei Danone'

pfft.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)

actually, to be fair
that's the least bad. You can call your lactobacillus strains anything you like. I'm not saying they actually do fuck all for your digestive health, but, you know, at least they a) exist and b) are what they say they are and c) aren't automatically a gigantic fraud to prey on the gullible.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

There was an Activia poster opposite work for a while, naked torso with hands, yoghurt pot.
Unfortunately for them they hadn't realised that making a heart shape with your hands over your lower abdomen is sign language for "cunt".
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)

CREDIT YOUR SOURCES FOR GODS SAKE
/monty
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Some people, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I like this!
I dont even care if it is lies!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:28, Reply)

It's not lies,
Tourette's taught me some sign-language swearing. HAPPY NOW BADGER?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

badger?
I am happy either way, like I said
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I couldn't be fucked to reply to you both separately.
I'm a busy man.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:49, Reply)

LIES ON THE INTERNET

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I was wondering how long that'd take.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I HAD TO GO DO SOME WORK OR IT WOULD HAVE BEEN QUICKER

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Is it really?
I'm going to use that the next time I see that whistling twat in Uxbridge.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I always liked the Mitchell and Webb take on it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I2KnFx-kb4

Like the inventention of the word Nutrisse' - Which sounds like 'nutrition' but doesn't guarantee it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:25, Reply)

See also Dara O'Brien
"what happens if you pour dettol into a yakult?"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Or pretty much what everyone takes anyway

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Being as I'm old and riddled with arthritis
I get horse-tranquiliser strength ibuprofen.

mr b3th has pointed out that instead of the £7 I spend every couple of months on getting my prescription, I could just buy a 30p box of generic ibuprofen a week, and take three pills instead of one. I have refused to do this, as I am a mentalist.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:25, Reply)

horse tranx FTW
When I royally fucked my back in I was given some painkillers that put me on a different planet for about 8 hours. I remember arriving back on earth to find footy on the TV, a can of coke in one hand and a pizza box in the other. A good comedown if you will
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I have some Tramadols a colleague gave me.
Do not mix them with beer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Nor Wine
Utterly terrible idea.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I can't take tramadol
they make me throw up within two minutes. Guess how I discovered this?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:42, Reply)

By taking them?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)

There's a special test they can do before prescribing it?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)

No, pretty much what Monty said
They sent me home from hospital clutching a box of Tramadol when I had my kidney infection, and mr b3th had to race toward me with a bowl almost immediately after having settled me down to rest.

It actually isn't even worth telling. As you were, everybody.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I think we were both being deliberately obtuse
in our own special ways.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Everyone says this, but I've never had a problem from it.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I nearly collapsed on the bus having dropped two of them and had two pints.
And I am quite good at handling substances.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)

I tend to just take them before I go to bed if I'm having bother sleeping, which will explain why I don't get fussed by the 'passing out' part.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Mine just made me feel drunk for about 14 hours

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

yeah, I refuse to do this too
and I really should know better. But then a) I'm in Edinburgh so it no longer matters and b) I take horse-stoning doses of diclofenac not ibuprofen and there is no generic 30p version of that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:28, Reply)

They are!
They're all wankers! As I was saying to the Robertson's Gollywog the other day. He agreed with me too, didn't you Sambo?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Yes'm

( Kroney, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)

1st click of today

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)