I have an excellent idea for the new series of Big Brother.
During the 1st show, as they show each contestant being driven up to the house, get out, act like a mong in front of the crowd etc, we get a 30-second opportunity to decide whether to let them into the house, or boot them out straight away. It can be a red button type vote or something like that.

As they get to the top of the steps, the doors swish open, and just as they put their foot on the first stair going down into the house the stairs turn into a massive slide, the floor at the bottom opens up, and they disappear into a tank full of sharks.

Now that ladies and gentleman, is fucking entertainment.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:34, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like this
I like it a lot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:35, Reply)

I'm still lobbying for the "mystery extra housemate" in week four or whenever to be a starving grizzly bear.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:36, Reply)

"Now Hercules, let's have a look at your best bits...."

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Or John Leslie

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Haha!
John, your secret house mission is to rape everyone
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)

"Day 73. John is sodomising Anneka Rice in the sandpit. Ulrika is sitting on her own and is visibly upset."

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Why not do both?
"Day 85 - John has put in his earplugs to drown out the screams as Bear dismembers Kerry Katona, and is still happily banging away at a decomposing piece of Lenny Henry."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Fooking hell
It took 85 days for the bear to get round to Kerry Katona? She'd have been top of my list for dismemberment.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:05, Reply)

The bear's not there from the start.
Break the housemates first, THEN introduce the bear.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I understand that bit
but you introduced the bear in week 4 - that still leaves 50+ days of running around dismembering anyone but Kerry Katona.

I'm maybe just thinking about this too much.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Oh yeah, sorry.
I had revised my introduction date as I thought it unlikely three people would be left by day 73 otherwise.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)

We probably wouldn't run out of vacant, brain-dead fuck-nuggets to throw into the house
and they would have been kept in isolation since the start of the show so would be oblivious to the 'big surprise' awaiting them.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Not yet you're not
Depending upon the size and breed of the bear, it may not need to kill more than once every week. Possibly some of the victims' corpses will feed it for several days and it will spend some time after the kill sleeping. It could also be argued that bears are unaware of the notion of who is the most eminently worthy of dismemberment amongst a group of vapid celebrities
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Yeah, you're right.
*I've* not thought about it too much.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:22, Reply)

It could simply be
That it has taken the poor bear that long to chew through her distended Iceland filled carcass,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

...in heat, and with AIDS

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I would prefer it follow a format similar to this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_prison_experiment

I would be glued to the box.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Wow
Very interesting
(TheColonel, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Did you see The Experiment?
It was pretty good.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)