Both questions:
Tyrannosaurus rex are fucking bent and more people should agree with me about this.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Your FACE is bent.
T-rexes are awesome. Also by convention you don't capitalise the rex.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

They're the dinosaur of choice for people who know nothing about dinosaurs.
Jurassic Park has a LOT to answer for.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

They're the dinosaur of choice because they are GIANT and AWESOME.
They were everyone's favourite long before Jurassic Park - all you can blame on that is velociraptors.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)

this is the truth

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Plus they have a really cool name.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)

No, Jurrasic Park _THE FILM_ has a lot to awnser for.
*looks around nerviously for compys*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)

They have gay hands

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

They're for playing the piano

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I see
The gay piano?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

15" black rubber pianist

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Don't be fucking ridiculous.
There is no way on earth that a T-rex would EVER be able to play a piano. Given the size of their arms and their position on the body, it would be utterly impossibe.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Bella, you are not thinking this through
Imagine a mas(s)ive* stone and bone piano ala The Flintstones

* Sorry Barry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Obviously the slightly obscure Eddie Izzard sketch about the T-rex complaining to god about the crap design of their arms is less well-known than I thought
I shall withdraw
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)

What if the piano had really, really long legs?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I think the proximity that it would have to be to their body would still make it incredibly difficult.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

it is possible to play a piano with it close to your body

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Not very well.
Also, they would have difficulty using the full range of keys.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Not if it was a very short keyboard, he wouldn't.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

they'd just need an appropriately scaled version

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

That's pretty much what I said.
Only with less well thought out words.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I'm afraid I'm going to have to insist on pictures before I believe you.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)

pah, youth of today
no imagination
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)

They think they know everything, Vippers.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I just have an enquiring mind.
I would rather someone prove to me why they are right instead of just insisting I am wrong. So, show me a T-rex playing a piano, and I'll admit you're right.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Don't be fucking stupid, T-rexes can't play the piano.
What are you, seven?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)

farm4.static.flickr.com/3291/3152026212_c54ee4f8cc.jpg

Not as good as an Octopus playing the piano though 4.bp.blogspot.com/_4OYGjUrdllo/SP96yvTEogI/AAAAAAAAI10/STLYzvfEL8o/s400/octopuspiano.jpg
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Thank you.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I approve of the tenor of this post.
Though with a pun like that you'd likely be kicked off the staff.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Old rexy would just need to breathe in a bit.
Plinky-plinky-plonky, job done.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Inability to wank = MOAR FURIOUS KILLING.
It's evolution, innit.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)

wellgroomeddarwinlols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Who is this Darwin fellow that Wookiee's grooming?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

is that why Abu Hamsa is such a cunt?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Precisely.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Laguna Seca looks like a T Rex going "raaar"

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)