stories man, tell me stories

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:01, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well there was my flatmate, the one who threw an orange at my eye once
Who also seemed to enjoy leaving soup containers half full in the fridge until they started going mouldy, then looking at the mould a lot. And he tried to climb in my bed a couple of times, while sober.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:04, Reply)

three little letters
y a and g.

rearrange at your will.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:06, Reply)

He's married now
Happily as far as I know. Poor girl.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:07, Reply)

nobody is happily married
they just tolerate each other.

/fucking men
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Marriage subtracts two people away from each other
it doesn't add them together.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:10, Reply)

i am seriously thinking of turning licker
at least i understand women
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:11, Reply)

if straight women had any fucking clue
REALLY
You do NOT want to be with a woman, I live with 3 lesbians, they're worse than men, I'm telling you
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:14, Reply)

really??
christ. so the only option remaining available, seeing as how i'm allergic to cats so tragic spinster is also out, is...

NUNNERY.

great.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:16, Reply)

No, just make sure you get 'em young enough to train 'em up the way you want
the one after you will thank you for the effort, too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I lie. Lesbians are nice enough. But if you really really like men, you'll likely not want to be with a woman.
Like, men just have a natural manly smell, they're rugged, hairy.
These lesbians I know, called bois, cause they dress like little boys
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:24, Reply)

^this
/not fucking anyone. married.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:10, Reply)

that's because people aren't happy
marriage has nothing to do with it
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I'm sorry this whole orange thing is funny

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Everything went purple and sore
Sadfaces.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)

And the one who took procrastination to extreme levels
Resorting to learning to memorise 2 packs of playing cards rather then working, then teaching himself to 7-ball juggle once he was done.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:05, Reply)

And the one who refused to throw most kitchen waste in the bin
Instead flushing it down the toilet.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:05, Reply)

that's interesting
i wonder if it saves on waste?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:14, Reply)

I doubt it
In fact, the build up of grease etc would probably be quite detrimental.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:21, Reply)

:(
that makes me feel a bit vomity
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Are you one of those anorexic types who likes to get food from the bin when everyone else has gone to bed?
If so, I can see why leftovers a la bowl make you feel a bit poorly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:29, Reply)

yeah totally
my size 6 body is a testament to it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Size 6 is way too small.
Proper sized people are where it's at. Depending on height, somewhere between 10 and 14 is the perfect form.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:37, Reply)

You say that
but size 10 looks quite heavy on someone under 5'3", and size 14 looks positively emaciated on someone over 5'10"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)

well
I'm an 18 in real life and far from perfect
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)

marilyn monroe was that size

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:49, Reply)

and I share a birthday with her
don't think I'm exactly her reincarnation, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Yeah, but sizes have changed since then
wasn't she like a 10 in todays money?
(berk, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:54, Reply)

that's what I thought

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:55, Reply)

oh :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Have you ever made any shit films?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I did a terrible animation for a degree project
does that count?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Did it involve you singing 'Happy Birthday' like a spastic?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 22:09, Reply)

no
a plasticine man riding a plasticine wave to some Supergrass song. I think there was moshing and guitar playing, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 22:11, Reply)

That sounds good.
What Supergrass song did you use?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Lose it
I think. One day I'll dig out the tape from my parents house, although I don't have the means to convert it or anything
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Most dedicated photography shops should be able to put in on disk for you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 22:18, Reply)

I know, but they'd want me to pay
I reckon I could ask around at the college and someone could do it. Problem is, it was REALLY shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 22:21, Reply)

But it was YOUR shit.
You should get it on disc and then use it to motivate students.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 22:25, Reply)