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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Does any one want to see a picture of my new daughter?
Anyone?

No?

Oh
.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:49, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I was going to make a joke here
but even I would find it too disgusting for the internet.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)
You tried that with my first daughter
it didn't work because she didn't fancy you.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)
Must be a lesbian.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)
Go on then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)
No
I want to watch a video of a bear riding a moped
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Shit, I've gone and had that LSD for breakfast again

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)
You too, eh?
I might take mushrooms tonight. I have tomorrow off.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)
Dont work on me for some reason
Not a thing from them at all
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Fair enough but why put a skirt on the poor thing.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Poor Mr. Bear, treated like shit, claws and teeth torn out, and now ridiculed on the internet :(

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)
This is the next stage in their evolution

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Will you have to pixelate her first?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)
I'm calling social services

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Thats going to happen sooner or later
If she doesn't get her own way our three year old has taken to telling random strangers that we push her and hit her.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)
What a bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)
only when she wants to be

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)
I stand corrected, you're her bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)
definitely true

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Your child is an evil genius
Get her a big fluffy white cat as a pet.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)
In the last few months she has become very manipulative.
I shall get her a secret lair for Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)
Mine's a right manipulator as well.
Has been for ages - pretending she wants a cuddle to gain access to things on high shelves etc. She's her mother's daughter alright...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)
I started off as a daddy's girl
and very quickly learned how to manipulate men. Once I'd fully equipped myself with breasts it was pretty much game over for the Y chromasome.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)
Mine does that
She also does it in the street then won't let go so I have to carry her.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)
Stop recruiting!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)

www.b3tards.com/u/98480917b02b1414508e/leiaandphil.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)
aww bless!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Doesn't look too much like an alien.
Good for you. Nice shock of dark hair too.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)
My kids were both born with lots of black hair
They are now both blonde
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)
My first was born with black hair like that and is now very blonde

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)

l
werewolflolz
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)
They are both bonde?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)
In your own time, like
You can get there if you try. I believe in you!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:27, Reply)
I was just being pedantic
or a cunt, if you will
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:28, Reply)
I thought
'goodness, she has a hairy back'
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Awww that's lovely. Who's that fat queer on her right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Using yesterdays pun again
That's a reflection on your monitor
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)
Fat?
I'll have you know I cycle 21 miles a day and am quite trim thank you. I am queer though. 1 out of 2
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Here's mine from last week (I am too thick to know how to post it as a link)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:05, Reply)
She's lovely :)
though she does look very similar to my little sister (think I might've showed you a photo of her sometime)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Thank you!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)
Here's my other riding a dog made of wellies
www.b3tards.com/u/98480917b02b1414508e/wellydog.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:07, Reply)
Like you do...
Nice kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)
Nice?
Can't you see the evil look in her eyes? That twisted evil smile? Today a wellydog tomorrow the flying steed of the Nazgûl.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Nice
When are you getting her her first bike?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)
WANT!
That's an awesome idea I wonder how much they cost. Unfortunately she is a very girly girl and has her first bike. Its all pink and gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Also, I have a feeling your missus might not approve..

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)
I'll do what I usually do when I want something I'm not allowed
do it anyway and take the bollocking later.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)
Good man.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)
She threatened to divorce me when she found out I had bought a new screen for my laptop
And Akira shouted at her to leave her daddy alone ahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:33, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)
Easier to ask forgiveness than permission
a tactic I use regularly at work.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)
Well, I think that's conclusive proof you're not her father
You could never have produced someone so beautiful and intelligent-looking.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)
That's the face I do when you start talking about music as well.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Hahha officelol

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Hahahahah*



*you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)
And my two horrors
here
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)
Fucking hell, that's terrifying

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Why is that?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)
That girl is looking straight into my soul

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)
She does that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Below are all the pictures of all the children I'm ever going to have

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Nope, can't see that either

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)
As long as everyone else can

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)
It's your pregnant missus

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)
Motherfucker please
I'd got more chance of impregnating you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)
You could start by buying him a drink

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:28, Reply)
You've not seen the picture yet

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)
Seriously, she would just as soon eat a munchy box as bear my child
Bear in mind she's a vegetarian who likes to eat healthily...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)
In that pic, she's done both

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)
So I do what I normally do when people post photos they took
I checked the metadata. Some interesting stuff there, and certainly confirms prior suspicions. The likeness is also a dead giveaway.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)
Aw man, she's got something on her face.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)
You mean the ugly pustulating wart on her nose?
that's me
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)

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