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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm being taken out for dinner tomorrow
this makes me go woo. It would make me go woo more if I hadn't come down with a bloody cold, though.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Ah, the lurgy.
We've all had it lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:30, Reply)
you all should stop making out when you're sick

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)
well, you can keep it to your fucking self

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:32, Reply)
I was just thinking the other day
how I've not had a cold in ages. FAIL. What makes it weird is that I don't know anyone who's been ill, so I've no idea where I caught it from...
Was it you who was in to Jean Auel books, by the way? The new one is out.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:32, Reply)
I haz it!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:34, Reply)
pft like you would get anywhere near another woman
prude
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:35, Reply)
I assumed she meant the book
rather than the plague. It'd be a bit difficult for me to catch her germs from all the way over here...
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Yeah I meant the book.
She's just hurt because I shunned her sexual assault.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)
You should never assume anything
that's how people end up shitting themselves
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I had a bird for years. We lived together.
But turns out she was a mad emo and I wasn't a lezzer.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Hey, I'm not a lezza either!
it's another thing we have in common!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Oh man, yous my sister from another mister

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:41, Reply)
I'm a failed lezza too : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:42, Reply)
WOOT

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:43, Reply)
I never tried lezzing
but I think I might enjoy it. For a while.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Each to her own.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:46, Reply)
women are better kissers
TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:48, Reply)
I am an awesome kisser
shame I'm not allowed to demonstrate.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:49, Reply)
I have also found this to be the case.

(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:50, Reply)
People is people.
SOme people kiss good and some don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:50, Reply)
yeah but men are aggressive and manly and stubbly and yum

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Men and women kiss different but each way is nice.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:53, Reply)
^ wants to have her cake and eat it too

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:55, Reply)
I haven't had any cake for fucking ages and I'm starving.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I had a magnum
and, you may be surprised to learn, alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:02, Reply)
I know it's a ways off yet
but I shall bring you some for the bash.

*continues to guiltily eat her crumble*
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:03, Reply)
I was more interested in the kind of cake Kristine was talking about.
But yes, bash cake. nomnomnom!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Oh!
haha, well I suppose I could supply that kind of cake too, but I suspect you'd rather I didn't.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:05, Reply)
dirty dirty girl

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:05, Reply)
they're softer no doubt

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I always say try everything once.
And then once more just to make sure.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Ah, awesome
you'll have to let me know what you think - I read the reviews on amazon and it's been totally savaged by almost everyone, which made me a bit sad - the repetition and incessant sex scenes do get on my nerves, but I want to see how it all ends.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:36, Reply)
I know she's no genius, but I just love it.
I guess it's Catherine Cookson for cavemen.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:38, Reply)
It irks me because the first one is incredible
but after awhile you learn to spot the start of a monologue and skim until it gets interesting again. I do want to know what happens next, there's been something daft like 10 years between the last one and this, I think.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Nine years.
And I think she'll find Durk.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:41, Reply)
She invents the internal combustion engine
and uses some rocks and twigs to develop a theory of quantum gravity.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 0:00, Reply)
did I ever tell you about the time I snubbed Ann McCaffrey?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Phil McCavity?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)
well she can't write for shit
so this was the correct action
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Well, that's alright then
Just to clarify, I didn't do it deliberately. I just had fucking idea who she was.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)
I quite like her stuff
that said, I'm not particularly discerning.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)
really?
I like the idea of having a dragon to ride, but it really is terrible writing.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:43, Reply)
How so?

(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:44, Reply)
her characterisation and everything
is about the level of a fairly shoddy children's book. I might have liked it when I was 12
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:47, Reply)
That's about the age I was when I started reading them
I suppose they are a little onw dimensional, come to think of it.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:48, Reply)
yeah, I read one or two in my twenties
and just felt a bit sad that they weren't better
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Have you read J K Rowling?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:48, Reply)
I think I read the first 3 or 4
then just thought I'd wait for the films. Also by that point I worked in the bookshop and had to do all the midnight openings. I pretty much knew what happened in all the books as people told me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:52, Reply)
See, I worked in WhSmiths when 5 and 6 came out
I was the only person that volunteered to do the midnight openings, I would work 11pm-2am, go home, read the book cover to cover and be in work again at 12, knackered but smug because I knew what had happened.

God I'm sad.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:55, Reply)
sad but loveable
like the rest of us
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:57, Reply)
hehe
I got to dress up like that Divinity woman and tell fortunes and overact at the crowds. I got paid for this. It was like a larpers dream
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I see a dark figure in yoru future
he is hoplding a fuck-off big scythe...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I made a Sorting Hat
and wore that all evening, it was in the local paper and everything.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:02, Reply)
bless!
I went a bit mad and decorated the tills with various things. Unfortunately I went a bit horror, so there was a severed foam arm, a bottle of fake blood, a jar of 'worms' and a jar of eyeballs I made from lyches and food colouring Up2.it/ali/eyeballs_small.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Cool.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Haha, they're fucking grim
but cool. I shall bear that in mind for hallowe'en.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:10, Reply)
the blood was
treacle, golden syrup, red food colouring and a bit of hot water. Works a treat. The worms jar was food colouring with green apple bootlaces in. JUst for future reference
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Yeah, I made a load of fake blood this hallowe'en just gone
my advice to you is: don't forget about it and leave it in a tupperware container in your car for four months. It won't end well.
That was just water, sugar, red food colouring and cocoa, I think, to make it less pink.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:15, Reply)
nice
having treacle in it makes it sticky so you can do good finger prints. I think the forensic department at college use cornflour
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Yeah, there was cornflour in mine to thicken it, now I come to think of it.
I made an awesome zombie.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:20, Reply)
You sent me a photo of you as a Zombie.
I confirm your zombie points to be high.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:22, Reply)
from what?
I do good zombie make up if I have access to liquid latex, it just hurts taking it all off
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:23, Reply)
I dressed up as one
nothing fancy like latex etc (I am allergic to it) just makeup. I was a zombie cheerleader. It was epic, as Jeff will attest.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:26, Reply)
I'm just surprised you turned up at the wedding bash in the same garb.
*Obvious joke in obvious lols*

sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Pfft, like you can remember what I was wearing
you massive drunkard.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:29, Reply)
1-1

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:29, Reply)
hehe
you laugh, but one of my mates turned up to my wedding as a zombie in a hooded cloak with a massive scar on his face
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Did you win any other NATIONAL prizes for dressing up?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Not on that occasion.

(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:10, Reply)
But you're a WINNER in the eyes of some.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Indeed.

(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Where are you going berk?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Some new italian place in Solihull, I believe
now that he's stopped being emo he really is rather lovely.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:33, Reply)
I'm glad to hear everything worked out well!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:34, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Cheers!
where've you been the last few days anyway missy?
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Being emo.
I decided not to inflict it on everyone for a change.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)
DON'T LEAVE AGAIN
I MISS YOU AND YOUR FUR
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Woohoo!
*brushes fur*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:44, Reply)
You are getting such a cuddle at your bash

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Hell yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:47, Reply)
*snuggles up*

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Haha!
You are drunk aren't you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Aww, whut?
but that's what we're all here for. Have an internet hug, best of all the hugs, particularly right now as it means you won't get my germs.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Careful Blousie, check your Internet security.
She might send you a virus.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Please vacate the internet.

(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Right. I will.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Spoilsport.

(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)
and
ear snuggles
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:44, Reply)
^that

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:37, Reply)
^ and the other

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:38, Reply)
*rubs thighs*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)
NOT IN FRONT OF ROOTA

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:43, Reply)
I'll do it in front of the fucking pope
and he'll fucking like it!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:43, Reply)
I bet he would as well, the dirty auld cunt.

(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Innit

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:46, Reply)
WHAT WOULD YOUR NANA SAY IF SHE HEARD YOU TALKING LIKE THAT?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:47, Reply)
She doesn't like him.
She eased up a bit when she saw the propaganda on his visit to the UK, but mostly she think he's a mean old abuse-ignoring homophobic Nazi and she still thinks of JP2 as the gaffer.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Jay to the Pee to the aye-aye

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:50, Reply)

cunt nazi
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:46, Reply)
No, that's fine.
Jut don't rub mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:44, Reply)

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