I am fucking starving this morning
Need a coffee and some desk noms
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Just got a beaker of machine-coffee.
Best of all the coffees.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I have Costa coffee from the caff downstairs
best of all the highstreet coffees
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Heh, my allegiance has switched to the American competition
after coming into possession of a discount card.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Starbucks coffee is horrid
and as I only drink black coffee there is no frothy milk, nutmeg shavings or hundreds and thousands to disguise it.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I've just taken receipt of a bacon and egg bap
I expect it to be my poo in about an hour
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)

*Real Men of B3ta fist-bump*
Somebody across the way is eating a granola bar. I might go and beat them up.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Don't over exert your fat wrapped heart

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Currently beating at 180 over 60 at rest,
according to my doctor.

Good, it needs the fucking exercise.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)

you have two hearts?
Or is that your blood pressure, cos if so, my professional opinion as a doctor is that you're a bit dead.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Nonsense.
I don't take any shit from it.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I had porridge for breakfast.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:36, Reply)

One step away from muesli.
Repent!
( Kroney, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:38, Reply)

bollocks
I eat porridge all the time, and I can beat a bear to death with my penis.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Hahahahaha
Massive officelol. That should be your sig.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:43, Reply)

A new POTC contender

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Century?
or Colostomy?

(no idea)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:48, Reply)

and is it Post or Penis?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

penis handbag
( Kroney, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:45, Reply)

that too.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Porridge is the daddy breakfast
with apple and cinammon.

Or salt, when I'm going cycling a long way.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I sometimes have muesli too : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

This is awkward
One the one hand I usually eat Geo Bars for breakfast to try and lose weight. On the other, this is the only time a B3tan has called me a Real Man.

LET'S BATTER THE MUESLI-CHOMPING PONCE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I have a sausage and egg bap on order
and am now watching out for the sandwich van like a vulture circling Al out jogging.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Now I'm hungry, argh!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)