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I'm assuming that's good for a delicate flower like me?
What challenges have you overcome lately?
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 8:27, 198 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
IN YOUR FACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 8:28, Reply)
I was particularly impressed with that.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 8:34, Reply)
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 8:36, Reply)
I try and match the pace of the songs and it knackers me out/puts me off.
Instead I just try and zone out - zen and the art of running, lol.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 8:39, Reply)
Pretty flowers in sunshine takes my mind off the burning pain in my thighs.
I do still listen to music when I run but had to take "The Island" by Pendulum off my playlist, it had the effect of making me run like a mentalist for 9 minutes and then suddenly realise I was dying.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 8:45, Reply)
I've made a playlist of appropriately-BPM'd songs, after a foolish shuffle endeavour left me knackered after some 160 BPM hardcore came on...
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 8:50, Reply)
Yelling out "Hard! Core! Motherfucker!" in perfect unison
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:00, Reply)
So this is rather plausible!
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:03, Reply)
Good work mate
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:05, Reply)
On a similar note, I ran 5 miles this morning for the first time since last summer so am feeling all proud of myself an' shit. Congrats on your rowing achievements too BGB :-)
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 8:40, Reply)
I find 5'10" women who could batter the fuck out of me rather sexy. As you would know, if you met the missus
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 8:45, Reply)
An approaching shark / torpedo / Darth on a pedalo etc.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 8:46, Reply)
I've often thought this, if they put a zombie on a treadmill behind me I'd run a hell of a lot faster
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 8:49, Reply)
particularly as I have ridiculously short legs, I've never managed it before, and I was in the pub looking awesome within an hour of getting in.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 8:45, Reply)
It takes me about 36 minutes to run 4 miles and I'm 5'11" so am gradually realising you're probably much fitter than me.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 8:48, Reply)
It took me just shy of 38 minutes to run 4.34 miles. And I'm 5'3.
It was a personal best though; normally that would take me at least another 5-8 minutes.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 8:51, Reply)
That's good work honey. Thank you for the encouragement!
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 8:52, Reply)
it was inevitable I'd beat him but I don't want to embarrass both of you...
(plus, I also cycle 6 miles a day which helps with the whole 'fitness' thing)
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 8:54, Reply)
Although I don't think I can do the one on September 11th anyway now. I'd love to make a B3ta bash of a half-marathon but I'm guessing most of our lot are slovenly wretches
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 8:59, Reply)
Let's try and make a big thing of it. Any B3tan who doesn't participate gets called fat. BY YOU.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:25, Reply)
Currently I tend to stop after around 5km due to chafing of my HUMONGOUS GENITALIA. I suspect some proper shorts and an athletic support and some hydrocortisone cream would be wise purchases.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)
We all know you lined the inside of your velour sex dolls' vaginas with sandpaper, just so you could get purchase.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:36, Reply)
it's the weekend of the London tattoo convention which I was debating going down for anyway.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)
it takes me about 40 mins to run 5 miles and I'm supposed to be fit *collapses in hysterical laughter*
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:33, Reply)
it takes me that long to cycle 15 miles (though it is all hills)
Seriously impressed
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:10, Reply)
If you can cycle 15 hilly miles in 40 mins that's Tour de France pace. All depending on what you classify as a hill, of course ;)
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:33, Reply)
to cycle 15 hilly miles. Also, my running route is almost entirely flat.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:35, Reply)
longer than 40 mins to cycle 15 hilly miles. I raced mountain bikes from the ages of 18 to about 25 and even then I'd have struggled to keep up that pace for much more than an hour or so. Mr Joe must be pretty fit.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:38, Reply)
its 7.5 miles uphill 7.5 downhill When I am going down hill I can just about hit 40mph plus my bike is one of these and doesn't weigh a thing, mine is red and is therefore faster again. *edit* actually I haven't measured exactly the split between uphill and down hill but what I do know is that it seems just as hilly both ways so I am presuming its fairly even.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:47, Reply)
Granted, from a personal point of view I'm basing it on riding a mountain bike and yours is a lovely shiny massively bent road job which is obviously quicker but that's still a decent pace, sir.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)
what is massively bent is the lycra hahaha I deserve everything I get when I am wearing it. as you can see its massively filthy which reduces the bentness slightly
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)
I am in NO position to actually call bent on any of you. Except Darth, obviously.
Nice bike.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:18, Reply)
This is a daily challenge, which I only just overcome each day.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 8:41, Reply)
Its a challenge to go to the office each day but I'm struggling on.
I have to overcome the challenge of performing pole in public which I really don't want to do. I'm scared.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 8:47, Reply)
But I've mentioned that before so TGB will be all "OMG Labs shut up about it".
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 8:58, Reply)
My stamina is so hit and miss each day that there's no point in me bothering with targets.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:01, Reply)
I've got this far with very little exercise, but now I have to work...
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:04, Reply)
I really couldn't remember writing that post...
EDIT: Oi, rude signature is rude!
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:19, Reply)
then I might screen grab it and put it on my profile.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:25, Reply)
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:27, Reply)
I think Al had been baiting her for some time
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:33, Reply)
If it was someone he liked or respected he might have rethought his internet ways. Coming from her it's like a badge of honour
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:35, Reply)
Morning Al. I was talking to our mutual friend about you last night. He says you were a nice bloke, as he remembers. What happened?
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:24, Reply)
Took me the best part of 20 seconds. It turns out running it fast is harder than they make it look on telly
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:12, Reply)
and built like a whippet
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:16, Reply)
My defence for being crap at running was that it was a useless thing to be good at unless a) you actually became an Olympic sprinter or b) you live in Toxteth or Moss Side
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:18, Reply)
moan moan blah blah
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:18, Reply)
Seriously, I really hope you don't get AIDS. Really.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:19, Reply)
I'll spare you the lecture as you're having a bad day; lost sunglasses, being talked to by Al...
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:29, Reply)
normally he just ignores me and winds up rswipe and calls you bent
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)
I sit at a desk all day, drink more than is strictly healthy and just ate a sausage sandwich.
*coronaries*
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)
best of all the highstreet coffees
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)
after coming into possession of a discount card.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:36, Reply)
and as I only drink black coffee there is no frothy milk, nutmeg shavings or hundreds and thousands to disguise it.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)
I expect it to be my poo in about an hour
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)
Somebody across the way is eating a granola bar. I might go and beat them up.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)
according to my doctor.
Good, it needs the fucking exercise.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)
Or is that your blood pressure, cos if so, my professional opinion as a doctor is that you're a bit dead.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)
I eat porridge all the time, and I can beat a bear to death with my penis.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:42, Reply)
with apple and cinammon.
Or salt, when I'm going cycling a long way.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:47, Reply)
One the one hand I usually eat Geo Bars for breakfast to try and lose weight. On the other, this is the only time a B3tan has called me a Real Man.
LET'S BATTER THE MUESLI-CHOMPING PONCE
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)
and am now watching out for the sandwich van like a vulture circling Al out jogging.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)
slathers it over until the bread disintegrates. By choice it would be brown.
Brown, the only true condiment.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:36, Reply)
For just sausage, ketchup is the daddy.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:40, Reply)
in 16 minutes. That's a personal best.
I want to get it down to 15 mins, but I'm sure I'd have to break the law and/or stop smoking.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:31, Reply)
I'm currently doing that in 20 minutes, and that's without traffic.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:33, Reply)
I'd forgotten about that!
I'm on a trail bike though, so slower and heavier than racers... and I'm not as fit and strong as you.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:39, Reply)
I can do my shoulder exercises with my bike now. Straight arm shoulder-fly a bike. I would have laughed at you 4 months ago if you said I could do it.
I might record a traffic light breaking run a bit on in the summer, late at night or something.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:45, Reply)
this is true, i need a name for my road bike
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)
Before it got all jazzed up into Swift Wind, obviously
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:10, Reply)
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:35, Reply)
my route. I think I need to try it at midnight on a Sunday or something.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:40, Reply)
I suspect it wouldn't take me too much more than that. Especially if I had a road bike rather than a mountain bike.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:40, Reply)
there's about a 50ft climb in the whole thing!
Traffic lights are the killer.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:42, Reply)
There are papers in The Lancet on it and everything.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:45, Reply)
Even with skinny slicks on my Kona I'm much slower than the boys in power rangers underwear.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:48, Reply)
I get all kinds of funny looks from them because I don't have clips, lycra, a helmet or dickend orange glasses. Yet I can still thrash 'em over London Bridge.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)
makes you 25% quicker instantly. Everything else is gay, granted. Apart from a helmet if you cycle in London. I got hit by way too many buses and taxis and twats in vans to consider that anything but essential.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:55, Reply)
I have savings, didn't really see the point of them, but now will consider it!
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)
make a big difference. you can pick up 520s for about 20quid which is well worth it
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:10, Reply)
Although I ride 636s because you can wear normal shoes with them if you pop round the corner for something. Plus they are RED.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:12, Reply)
pedals and cleats right? Thinking about a pair of these www.tredz.co.uk/.Specialized-BG-Elite-Road-Cycling-Shoes_27434.htm
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:14, Reply)
although the cleats usually come with the pedals
your call but I'd consider a cross or MTB shoe rather than a road one so then the cleats don't protrude from the sole and you can walk in them.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Thanks for the tip! Will go and try some on this weekend!
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:17, Reply)
the stiffer the better the power delivery. Sometimes MTB shoes are a bit bendy, so compare them with something like the ones you pictured.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:19, Reply)
and at the risk of sounding like a massively bent hippy, they make you "one" with the bike.
spds are better than the road bike specific versions as the shoes have recessed cleats so you can walk normally in them. My Lake jobs just look like a pair of Merrells.
Just practise with them before you try them on the commute, eh? Failing to unclip and toppling over at a red light is top comedy, but only for everyone else.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:10, Reply)
exactly for this reason. I can wear my shoes off the bike because of the recessed cleats. I am on my second set and have thankfully never toppled. I have seen someone else go over though, comedy gold. I very rarely need to unclip though. Most days I clip in when I start and clip out when I finish and thats it.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:18, Reply)
(1994, yes I am that fucking old) I was riding narrow singletrack above a river, I stopped because the twat in front fell off on a tree stump and I couldn't unclip.
Toppled sideways and fell 5 feet down into the river, on my head, with the bike on top of me. Oh, how we laughed.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:21, Reply)
that probably wouldn't have had the same comedy feel as watching my mate Patrick fall over at the lights.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:23, Reply)
I was utterly derisive of him and his puny legs until I borrowed a road bike...
On the plus side though, increased resistance and all that = sexy toned legs.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:48, Reply)
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)
besides, I've sorted tennis boy out and he's behaving himself now.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:54, Reply)
What was his problem in the end and how did you whip him into shape?
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)
however my torso is still scrawny to I look daft.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:54, Reply)
My mountain bike only weighs 22 pounds and I have a second set of very, very light wheels with 1" slicks on them. The problem with road bikes is that they are massively uncomfortable compared to a mountain bike that fits you well, and road bikes aren't ideal for commuting. But they are quick.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:54, Reply)
I'd rather have a bit of extra weight/resistance and it take a little longer than spend less time cycling but uncomfortable.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)
There's really nothing to it now
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)
Doesn't make it good.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)
and I love my mountain bike and my bmx and ride them around town. I got the road bike because it was costing way too much to drive to work and I tried it on the mountain bike and it took forever. Then it was all downhill, I was wearing shirts and board shorts and the shirts were just disintegrating and the shorts at anything over 30mph where like riding wearing a kite so I got proper gear and look like a massive bender.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:13, Reply)
its time to start counselling
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:19, Reply)
mine is 15 miles of beautiful country lanes I even get to ride past this gorgeous lake every day. Its a bugger in the winter though, can't see a thing.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)
They are also unusable on my commute (unpaved canal towpath) and the wheels have to be rebuilt every other week because of the roads up here. But it's totally horses for courses, I agree.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:07, Reply)
i spend most of the time with my hands on the upper bit of the bar so think its flats for me... otherwise you're right, it just kills your back
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)
if you're going to ride a road bike sitting upright .. you might as well ride a mountain bike.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:14, Reply)
its a cyclecross bike so a little tougher than a normal road bike and it means i dont have to lock the expensive mountainbike up outside of the office...
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:17, Reply)
I built a bike to commute in London out of a cheap kid's bike frame, handlebar for a seatpost to get the length right, singlespeed with a freewheel brake and spuds. Was genius. Until the seatpost/handlebar broke. Ow. And in the end someone STILL nicked it. Cunts will steal anything.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:24, Reply)
and taking the tube in London every day. That's a challenge. And I'm still alive. Luckyly it'll be done in 2 weeks.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:36, Reply)
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-%26-entertainment/masterchef-viewers-divided-over-greg-wallace-copulating-with-food-201103043596/
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:47, Reply)
though i then had a half hour breakfast...
aah the joys of working your notice...
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)
In keeping with the fitness, I managed to cross-train a little over 7km in about 45 minutes, but that's when my legs were rock hard and amazing. Then I stopped my diet, got a chest infection and started spending my spare time doing other things. Need to get back into the gym.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:12, Reply)
At the age of 40, that's quite an achievement.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:26, Reply)
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