I'm on my phone and reading a thread that big on here is ultramega confusing
So I'm starting a new one.
I'm in a lecture on genetic engineering and but I've forgotten my slides booklet (again) so i may as well not have come.

What have you forgotten recently?

alt: My housemate nearly wet himself laughing at me last night when i misread "Nazis: a warning from history" as "Nazis, a heartwarming story". tell about the last time your stupidity got you laughed at.

EDIT: i am aware that you are all now laughing at my inability to post from my phone.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:26, 100 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Squeeze. At the Phil. Great Seats.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Oh i'm not laughing, not at all. Not one bit.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Be honest, i can take it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:31, Reply)

You love taking it.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:36, Reply)

That i do.
I'm wearing stockings and suspenders today instead of tights. Its making me feel all saucy.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Italian lingerie

( Kroney, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)

more like french
stockings and surrenders?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Italian battle flag
white cross on a white background.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:44, Reply)

brown or red?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I like the 'surrenders' typo

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)

You can imagine all the little male students happily surrendering.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I don't want to.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I don't know what you're talking about.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I like the 'susspenders' typo
Like they're sussing you out, pending evaluation.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)

How are you Labs?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I'm alright thanks Da'
Meeting a new girl tomorrow in town, so hope the weather stays nice. How are you?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I'm as massively fat as ever
and I'm not your dad.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Bah you changed from NakedAlpe earlier

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I'm not worthy of a whole day's name trolling

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:09, Reply)

i don't know what you're talking about.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Good girl
And well done again on getting the placement.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:56, Reply)

crawly bumlick

( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Only in select clubs
Finished your thesis yet?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Only got the intro and conclusion to write, so almost there :)
We need to have a gaz conversation NOW
( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Oh God what have I done now?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)

*tuts*

( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:02, Reply)

What are you two chatting about?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I'm just keeping an eye on him, that's all.
Heavily disguised as being nosy, bossy and aggressively charming.
( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:16, Reply)

You are all those things
With a heap of 'lovely' thrown on top.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Awwww man, I'm nosy too.
One of you gaz me and tell me what you were talking about.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)

No. Stop it.

( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Oh sadface.
Ultramegasadface
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

:)

( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Thread's going slowly so you start talking about your underwear online.
Classic applebite.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)

that's how i roll.
The lecture's almost over though so I'll be off in a minute.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Thank fuck for that.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)

hey, I've been fairly nice to you lately.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)

That was your first mistake

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I know, but we're much better at arguing.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)

that's true.
cunt.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Yet another hilarious reply from Apple.
You get away with far too much crap on here.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Kitty says "HAI" spelt like that.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Off to roll those stockings down.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)

keep talking like that and you'll be on the current qotw

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Oh come on Kristine
I've said far creepier things than that on here
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I'm hungover so I'm being all chaste and that.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Managed to get some alcohol then?

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:01, Reply)

hells yeah
thanks to small town pizza joint and going there for years, it's like the only place i can go in town that won't check my id
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Unfortunately there will come a time when no-one will need to check your id so enjoy it while you can.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I imagine they'll start checking it when you've got your Old Bastard Bus Pass

( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Not in America, they check you if you're 50

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Nah, that doesn't happen in the US

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Silly Merkins.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I can't enjoy it when I don't have a mother fucking ID

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:07, Reply)

No need.
that's the point.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)

You're on your phone?
How... interesting?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:31, Reply)

I don't understand what you're getting at.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Don't worry,
I'm just being weird, you're used to it by now surely?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:34, Reply)

I very rarely use my phone for internet.
Since my internet isn't on contract and its so fiddly to use because the screen is fairly small.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Get yourself a smart phone,
Even if you think you won't use it, you'll end up using it all the time.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)

This is fact. I didn't really the point of them initially
and then I discovered how useful satnav and internet can be when they're in your pocket.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I'm alright thanks.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I want to go and play in the sunshine sooo much
instead i have to do stupid insight work for a stupid presentation for stupid people.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Fuck all this shit, they've rolled rob out for a rent a quote
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12893416
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I think he must be on their interweb speed dial now.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:42, Reply)

He's in denial of his usage of lol, STOP THE INTERNET

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Oh but Rory
he was being arch.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I don't even own an arch
MDR
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Isn't lying to the BBC some sort of crime?
b3ta.com/search/posts/11?q=lol
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)

In his defence I don't think any of those are example of him using "lol"
in the genuine sense.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)

ROB IS A LYING BASTARD SHAME SHOCKER
GAZ THE MODS
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:42, Reply)

When I was an internet noob, I thought it meant lots of love.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:00, Reply)

My dad still does
I've tried to explain but he just won't have it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:06, Reply)

does lolling therefore mean, lots of loving?
Oh yeah!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:07, Reply)

bow chicka wow wow

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I believe that this is a common misconception

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:07, Reply)

My mum still signs emails lol
for lots of love,

Either that or she's laughing at me.

Oh.....
.
( Peej, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Fuck that shit
Two pints of Amstel in the sun at the Quayside = happy Cow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:12, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Why :( ??
Get to the pub beer garden this weekend
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Fuck you.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Sportscow is right, fuck this shit
I'm leaving my assignment 'til tomorrow and heading off out into the sun.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Good plan that man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I've got an hour and 5 minutes minimum
before I can leave work. :(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

That isn't long though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Just had 4 lager tops (ladystyle)
In the sun at Tower Bridge!

Man, it's good to be alive.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Lager top?
Fucking hell *shakes head*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Soz mate.
Got work to do this alvo.

*sits down to pee*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Whilst walking the dog earlier I went passed my old school/sixth form.
It was lunch and as everyone was out and about I thought 'fuck me some of these girls are fit'. Then it hit me that I'm twenty now and some of them are sixteen, I keep forgetting that I'm not around that age anymore.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

That sort of thing
definitely stops by the time you're thirty.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Predatory peadophile is funny.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Petty theft is obviously a gateway to paedophilia
Can't say I'm shocked. Only disgusted.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

"get a load of this candy i knicked from the shop"

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)