I'M NOT HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111one!

( Peej, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

ME NEITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's upset you? At least you're not faced with the choice of death or darth.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:17, Reply)

TGB Asked if I was happy now
I'm being melodramtic I'm actually pretty good. Death or Darth or Cake?
( Peej, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:18, Reply)

three equally bad choices.
At the moment, I'm thinking 'death'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:20, Reply)

No offence
In case you were wondering. Mr Kipling is also mortally offended
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:23, Reply)

'also'?
does that mean you're mortally offended? Have I killed you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Nicely done there
If one of us were to vanquish their nemesis it would probably have to be via the method of internet offensiveness, in all fairness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:26, Reply)

you could try boring each other to death
what's that? you already are trying that but it's only causing collateral damage with everyone else who has to see it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Points for "collateral damage"
I refuse to accept that b3th and I are the most boring conversationalists on B3ta, however
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:44, Reply)

no, it's you and anyone you are talking to

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:49, Reply)

So you then
You dull cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

I didn't think that through

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I think everyone else has buggered off so quite likely no-one saw that
*prepares link*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Well Wooks is Grumpy and my mum is Sneezy
are you bashful?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:18, Reply)

*volunteers to be Dopey*
before anyone else says it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:24, Reply)

think you'll find that several of us have a better claim to that than you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:27, Reply)

I don't think there was a smug Dwarf in Snow White

( Peej, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:29, Reply)

he was the one banging her

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Which version were you watching?
I want it! The 1937 version is shockingly clean and wholesome.
( Peej, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I recently saw a video
Where they were all banging her.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:31, Reply)

that reminds me
Snow White in the video for Sonne by Rammstein. HOT.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)

*highfives*
I totally agree.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Possibly so, but not you
You're all educated an' shit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Morning!
dopey cumbucket
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Morning mate
7/10. Witty retort will follow when my brain wakes up in 2-3 weeks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I'm falling ou of love with the calling you a bender game
It feels like the best is behind us now....
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I agree.
I feel the same about calling Chompy a rapist, it's got tired.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I was tired of you lot calling me a bender about a year ago
and secretly long for the day when everyone shares your attitude

(Yes I know this will cause you to redouble your efforts)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:05, Reply)

You really don't help yourself, though, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I'm aware of this, yes
I honestly think that even if I wasn't camp as tits people would still strikethrough away like billy-o so there seems little point in moderating my posts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Nope
I'm Sleepy but I am not allowed to talk about why as per the rules of this thread laid down in the before time in the long long ago.
( Peej, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:24, Reply)

is it because of your own dwarves?
Sorry, 'little people'.

On a related note, when I was working at the airport, we were based right after security, and everyone had to swarm through the shop to get to the lounge. Once I saw a cute little girl of about three, looking at the pretty bottles of perfume. I very nearly did what I usually do in these circumstances, and said 'Oh look, a little person!'.

I'm glad I didn't, because about three steps behind her was her father. Her four foot tall father. Foot, mouth, b3th. I'm not sure I would have been able to talk my way out of that one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I'd have put on my Gollum voise
And called them both "Tricksy little hobbits"
( Peej, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I fucking LOVE midgets and dwarves.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:32, Reply)

ing LOVE
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Love fucking, surely?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:34, Reply)

It makes his microcock
look bigger
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Such tiny tiny hands

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Jeremy Beadle had a tiny cock.
But on the other hand, it looked quite big.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Your hand?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)