hello its 530am here
I'm outside without trousers. Totally unashamed about this.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:26, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:27, Reply)

What on earth have you been doing, woman?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:27, Reply)

She's been doing the sex

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:28, Reply)

i was asleep and my roommate locked her truck and it woke up my dog and she barked
so it woke me up so I just got up and smoked
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Can't you make up a more exciting story, please?
Here I am cock in hand, and for this? Gutted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:36, Reply)

That's what she/they all said when your cock was in your hand.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Your gran didn't.
She said 'take anything you want...here, here's some money, just don't hurt me'.

I ignored her, and instead took David Bellamy's advice and 'reached for the sword'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)

i was giving my harem some rest ffs
They eventually get tired out, you know
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Oh I know alright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)

i figured that if anyone would understand, it would be you

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)

/popcorn

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I thought you were more into cockporn?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Eh, not bad
7/10 cos I'm in a good mood
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)

that's what early morning cottaging will do for you

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

6/10
Bindun
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1161300
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Are you telling him to go fuck himself?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)

It's a compliment if you think about it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Not necessarily.
The suggestion could be that repeated brutal pummelings have left your asshole so gaping and cavernous that tucking your dick back between your legs would be akin to dangling a worm over the grand canyon.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)