Sheer bloody mindedness
I'd make b3ta better by banning myself for 22 hours of every day, thus condensing my genius into 2 hours of awesome!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

And people say I let myself in for a hard time
*calculates minimum safe distance*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

*[pkes*
are you not talking to me today?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

No
DAMN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

The strikethrough ban prevents me from altering this post
But I'm sure you can imagine.

How's tricks?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:54, Reply)

For the last time HE IS NOT A PROSTITUTE, OK???

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Hey NakedApe
would you tell Darth I'm not talking to him either? Thanks.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Look at us
Combined age of nearly 70 and we're acting like children.

Fun, innit?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)

wow
our combined age is nearly old enough to be my husband!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Well this reply makes me look stupid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

haha
thank you anyway. He loves me really, the big gayer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Annoyingly, this is true
Not the massive gayer bit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:26, Reply)

You are Anna Nicole Smith
AICMFP
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)

She's not talking to you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Good thank you mate
They pay well and tip generously. Got a few regulars and the others know to stay off my patch.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Just avoid taxi drivers ok? They are the new postmen.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I'm new in the game
Do postmen have unusual practices?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Murderous rampages normally

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Might I suggest the 2 'til 4am slot for this 'genius' to shine?

Thanks awfully.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

That's the gay shift though...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)

nuff said.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Ever noticed how /OT doesn't have any actual, practising homosexuals?
Wonder why that is?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)

There is a couple of ex lesbians though.
There was a proper lesbian too but she's disappeared.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:07, Reply)

My apologies, I shall rephrase
No actual practising homosexual men. Lesbians would, I fancy, get an easier ride (fnarr)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I think a real homo would get treated better than a pretend one.
Where's the fun in baiting someone who would agree with everything you said.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I'm still here, I just tend to lurk now because I don't know many of the posters these days!
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Because you're way past merely practicing, you're a fucking expert, old bean.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

+flicker

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:10, Reply)

*buys Lab a book on human anatomy for his birthday*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:14, Reply)

coincidence
being gay isn't really something to be mocked. Being outrageously camp while not actually gay (i.e. you) is very much something to be mocked.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:09, Reply)

^this
And I do actually wish OT and the rest of B3ta had more ethnic and sexual orientation mixes. I think it would make for a more interesting website.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Gaz rob

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:16, Reply)

He's always up for a laugh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Well he let you join.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I do occasionally get the lols

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Only when you gaz your cock photos.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:21, Reply)

YOU'RE HORRIBLE TODAY

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Get used to it ya big pussy.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:25, Reply)

really
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I see your point
I didn't actually mean that in some instances it is
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Being a camp turd, whether actually gay or straight, is to be mocked mercilessly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Interesting point
I think "outrageously camp" is an exaggeration but otherwise I do see what you're saying
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Who was that gaylord going on /talk before saying we're all homophobic appologists?
I find it strange that there isn't a single non-white person on b3ta that I've meet in real life. I guess it's a culture thing, that they don't go for this sort of place in general. That, or Monty checks their passports on sign-up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:19, Reply)

They can't afford computers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Nah', it's not that, it's that they've run out of power sockets after the goverment gave them their 90" telly and PS3 and 360 and mercadiez.
Apparently a 10 bedroom mansion in Mayfair doesn't have many power outlets.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Is our humour solely the bastion of white middle-class autistics?

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I think you may have hit the nail on the head

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:29, Reply)