I've a load of morphine in my desk if you want that.
Co-codamol will do fuck all.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*gazzes address*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I once ended up with a hipflask full of morphine at a wedding...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Course you did.
Was that before or after your dad was 'in the SAS' and 'really good mates with Bruce Lee'?

You're as bad as AA with his made-up 'brother'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:26, Reply)

You have the story wrong
His Dad killed Bruce Lee
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Oh yeah sorry.
My favourite Bruce Lee story is that he died because he was too fit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Was that before or after he was the person James Bond was based on?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I think that was after
*sings* BROWN fingarrrrrrrrr
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:33, Reply)

He da man.
Da man wit da anal touch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:34, Reply)

The man with the 'Midas crotch', you mean?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)

That would make a great name for a game show.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)

It was the father of the brides, his knees were disintergrating
i didn't take any as I was an usher and had duties, so there!

EDIT: And don't compare me to AA you bent old twat
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)

feel free - i get it prescribed to cope with chronic knee and wrist pain.
It works, and I spend my days gently cossetted in metaphorical bubble wrap!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:27, Reply)

What kind do you have? I fucking love Morphine.
I get Sevradol, I'm not sharing it though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I'm on sevradol, but the brand is meaningless
It's the strength that counts...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)

It does enough for me.
I used to be quite partial to a jelly though.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:23, Reply)

i like jelly
with ice cream, mainly.

Especially strawberry ice cream.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Blackberry and Apple crumble
with real crumbly bits from a shop in Salcombe is my favourite ice-cream ever.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Temazipan FTW!

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Nah, benzos are shit
Opiates are the way forward

*hunts for pin*
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)

To be honest the last thing I need is an opiate.
Uppers FTW
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Nah.... downers FTW
uppers just make me twitchy and paranoid (except for Es, but I can't remember the last time good pills were about)

I'm reformed anyway. This is all hypothetical (not hypodermical)
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)