I have ambrosia custard.
Who the fuck gets tonsillitis at 20?!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:41, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

ICE CREAM

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I did.
Well, maybe I was 18. I did, however, lose about a stone in weight, although was a point in time when losing a stone in weight was not a good look for me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)

back in 1837?
AT least you had some crayons to keep yourself amused
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Please kindly piss off.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I could do with losing that.
And a lot more. But I have an essay and exams, so if I don't get better, I'm fucked.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I got quinsy
at 25. It waits for NO MAN!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Quincy?
Unlucky, Diagnosis Murder is way better
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:49, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)

How can you even say that?
What is wrong with you? Please feel free to not provide a list.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)

One reason; Dick van Dyke

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Conclusion: Darth loves Dick more than Quim(sy)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:00, Reply)

No, they're both shit, along with Midsummer Murders, I can't stand them. And Pirot.
I can't stand these detective shows that are only on ITV and Alibi and Watch, based in some small backwards village in the middle of england.

I swear, if those thing were real, they'd band village faits.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:57, Reply)

WTF is quinsy?
Do you turn into a pathologist?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I imagine it as a cross between a quim and a mimsy
This amuses me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:52, Reply)

It's a fruit that has slightly fallen out of fashion. It makes lovely jelly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Peritonsillar abcess
Nasty, nasty, nasty thing.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Hey - Sportscow's alright!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:00, Reply)

VALIDATION
Blessed validation..... *spunks*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Lots of people

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I did at 35.
I ignored it because I had an immovable work deadline, and consequently developed a peritonsular abscess which eventually reduced my airway to 10% and thus nearly killed me. I had two large syringes of pus drawn out of it, and before this happened my vocal cords were severely distorted so I talked like Donald Duck.

What? That isn't funny.

Oh yeah also, when I'd recovered I got bollocked because I'd made some mistakes in the work that I did whilst I was dying.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Did you also dress like Donald duck?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:58, Reply)

blue shirt, no pants?
I really hope not.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:59, Reply)

and a neckerchief thing.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Did you know his middle name was Fauntleroy?
Donald Duck, that is, not Monty.

PUB QUIZ TRUFAX!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Yes I did
Richard Nixon's middle name was Milhouse
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Apparently if you apply cock to the inflamed area it'll sort you out a treat.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:58, Reply)

ha ha ha like anyone could reach the tonsils.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Yeah', I forgot the racial scope of this place.
Or are you implying she has a big gob?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:00, Reply)

No I was making a joke about having a small penis and assuming everyone else does.
I don't have a small penis by the way gonz, I think it's important you know that.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Mine's proportional to my mental age.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:05, Reply)