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What's the latest on that? Did she let your kids go to your ma's b'day?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:27,
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Nope. None of it and am told no chance either.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:33,
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Did hse give a reason?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:34,
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Yes. I was 20 mins late back - due to my not knowing I had to be there at a specific time.Due to her not telling me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:35,
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If I was you, I'd try Jermey Kyle, that way the world can see what a bitch she's being.She would probably look at it in a opertunity in the same way. His team are supposed to be actually very good.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:41,
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Thanks for your advice. I'll, err...think it over....(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:44,
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Seriously, how much is another court case going to cost? How much is Mediation going to cost? did it work last time?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:47,
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Court: at least 2 grand, mediation possibly a grand but I'm trying to do that unofficially anyway.That what this meeting was supposed to be.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:49,
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And did it work last time? Do you have the money?I'm not even joking, give it a shot, you're at the end of your teether.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:53,
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Also:can you get legal aid for this sort of thing? CSA, Fathers For Justice, anyone that might fund a case for you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:58,
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1. stop taking the drugs or you won't have a leg to stand on2. see number 1
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I don't want to get involved in internet arguing malarkeybut seriously, you've made your point, people have told you to fuck off.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:02,
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Hello Bert !I was wondering, what's your opinion on NLP?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:05,
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I think it's a fucking marvellous idea(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:47,
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or you could try a dose of man the fuck upsort your life out, get your act together, drop the drugs, take some responsibility for once in your life and be a good father.
Just an idea, don't shoot the messenger ok?
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Fuck off Bert.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:53,
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Fucking this^Edit: By this I mean I agree, this is not an announcement of mine and Noel's secret, gay, online, long-distance dalliance or owt.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:53,
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wait, whoa, what's with all the negativity?seems like good advice to me
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Tell me, are you one of these peoplethat thinks that staying out of debt is easy if you live within your means and therefore anybody who doesn't is a fucking idiot?
This is unrelated to your previous post, you just seem the type.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:56,
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well that's just sillydebt has many factors, cost of living, income etc
drugs = bad and illegal, if they prevent you from seeing your daughter, stop taking them. eh?
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Yeah, but if you lived within your means, you don't need to get in debtI live within my means (apart from the 2K I owe on a credit card, the 200+K I owe to the bank for my house and the £150 I borrowed off my mum last week) so it's applicable to everyone.
And the country. Fucking budget deficits.
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also, don't ask the internet for moneythat's some stupid ass shit, right there motherfunker
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Who asked the internet for money?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:04,
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Blaireau69 had his mortgage paid for a couple of months by Batshitmentalist/RogertheStarfish(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)
Did he actually ask? Or did he bitch'n'moan and she gave in?I still regard him as a hero for that, I wish I could troll someone into paying my rent for a few months.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:06,
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and so did Monty a while agobecause he's poor and in debt and needs a proper job and to stop blowing it all on coke
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he's got a proper job(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:09,
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Sometimes it's unavoidable.It's managing your debt that's important.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:02,
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*sticks fingers in ears*NO NO NO NO NO NO NO ITS ALL PEOPLES OWN FAULT FOR SPENDING MONEY THEY DONT HAVE
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Weren't you wholly and entirely banned?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:00,
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Stepsister, alTotally different. It even counteracts her being underage at the time.
It really doesn't.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:03,
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where did you hear that?Was it on a forum based around sick humour?
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Because everything on here is a lieI don't believe you're bert though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:06,
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I recognise this profile from a good while agoI remember the story about the RE teacher.
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As one of his?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:08,
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I was going to do thatfairly conclusive
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:08,
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Good point well made(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:09,
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What does your half-sister's vagina look like?Does she have prominent labia?
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Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:09,
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no, you must be thinking of Becky/blue green olgawho fucked her brother, and is still in love with him, trufux
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Haha, oh man !There is some real fucked up shit going on with some people here.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:12,
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It's been a little while, come close quite a lot, but always managed to blast it out against the bowl.I once managed to get it under the toilet seat, I was impressed by that.
Got skidmarks though if that helps.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:20,
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half sister I heard(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:06,
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That was it(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:07,
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Half the sister, half the age, that's how it works, innit?/ac
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:09,
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I think it might be Robert Kilroy-Silk.I didn't think he was a b3tan, but now I'm not so sure.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:00,
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Alright BertHow is your offline half sister, you know the one you had sex with and then ended up on that pesky register. Does that impact on your visitation rights with your daughter?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:03,
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If it doesn't I'd be a bit surprisedI wonder if the social know about him being on the sex offenders register for having sex with his underage half sister.
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This is internet gold, the return of BERT OOPS I'VE HAD SEX WITH MY SISTERand his continuing meltdown
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:06,
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He does seem an unusual person to be offering familial advice. Really, it'd be rich for him to be making any suggestion other than "as far as I'm concerned, as long as you don't fuck her, you're doing better than me"
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Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:05,
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not in teh slightest, she stays over every weekendlooking forward to spending a lovely easter with her, it'll be fab
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Do you ever have any, you know urges towards herat bath time and such like
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:07,
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Do you use her as the bait to get her friends round?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:07,
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Hello my names Robert and I'm going to be your special friend(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:08,
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and if you tell your mummy and daddy I'll burn your house down(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:08,
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He tried it on the last thread too.www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1172046
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:09,
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You did? Fuck.You can't be Bert then.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:12,
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Do your neighbours know that you're a nonce?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:12,
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I'd be upset if I had kids and lived next door to a nonce(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:13,
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she looked like me, but with titsyou can hardly blame me, can you?
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Well I suppose she was only your half sisterYour old man, the one you used to constantly berate for his lame parenting skillz what does he make of it all? Did he give you a wink and a high five coz you went one better than him?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:19,
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Yeah you did, you used to constantly slag him as a loser, this being the same time that you were being placed on the sex offenders registerfor noncing up under age family members
Oh man there's rich irony there
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:25,
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don't think I didyou might have to show me that one, like I said I barely knew the guy. He was never my favourite person in the world, but I don't think I ever had any bad feelings towards him
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Or I could have sex with my sister, eh?EDIT damn I'm slow
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:05,
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Superb: a nonce AND a complete cunt.Please may I have some more advice. You're the kind of person I should be listening to.
Thanks
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:15,
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'I'm getting the word......nonce'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:19,
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