It's ok.
I just lurk, however.
I believe it ould be made better through judicious application of bacon.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:21, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

lurkers freak me out a little
a) there could be loads of people reading all this nonsense
b) if they are weird and dull and shit enough to pass their time reading it, who knows what else they are capable of?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)

As somebody who spent 4 years lurking
my answer to b) would have to be "starting to post".
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Well known that lurkers practice vivisection on their pets.
I saw it on TV. On the Vivisection channel.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Is that on Freeview?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)

It should be.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

lurkers unite!
We have noithing to loose but our dignity





Ooh and do fuck off Bert
(CheatingRabbit, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:07, Reply)

A fine example of "just lurking" there.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)

True enough.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Bacon improves most things.
And pork ribs.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)

If only bacon had ribs.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)

A scientist may invent this.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)

If I'm not busy in the lab tomorrow...

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Steady on, I don't even know you!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I had aspergus with bacon a poached egg and parmesan shavings for supper last night
Now my wee smells
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

My mother told me about asparagus making your wee smell last week, like it was some big secret she'd just discovered.
Silly woman!
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Internet Diagnosed Asparagus Syndrome.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)

has she lived a sheltered life?
vegetably speaking
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

She's just old.
Older than me surprisingly : D
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I didn't know about it either.
Ate asparagus for the first time a few months ago and thought I'd caught diabetes.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I'm fairly sure that I can't smell it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Well you are all the way down in Devon...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

It doesn't affect everyone like that.
It's like being able to roll your tongue.

I got this from QI - you're slipping.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I know

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Makes mine stink, it's a sort of earthy smell

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Musky?
Where are you sticking this asparagus?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Like the lyrics of Ian Drury?

( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

who was it who loved Ian Dury?
and where have they gone?

do I need to be contrite because they are still a regular and I've forgotten....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

It was Cave Duck, I think

( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:14, Reply)

ah yes
is he still around?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I've not seen him in ages.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Well you can taste something foul in cucumber
so it's fairly obvious you're some kind of genetic accident, Vippers, old boy.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I'm the next stage of human evolution bitch

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:14, Reply)

You're the first stage of human evolution, bitch
fucking australopithecines, coming over here, stealing our jobs etc.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)