Nothing, you'll be safe
The North is far friendlier than the south, I find.

Alt: I'm planning on relaxing, and that's pretty much it really.
Alt2: Aye, paid holiday!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

We don't like friendly people in London
try and talk to me on the tube and you get a look back like you pissed on my kids at christmas
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:22, Reply)

and they weren't even on fire!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:23, Reply)

North London is friendly
South London is stabby
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:24, Reply)

London is not friendly
There are friendly people who live there though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I can assure you that South West London in is no way "stabby" young lady
Anyway, someone I met once got stabbed to DEATH in North London.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Probably stabbed by south Londernerererers though

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I had a nice collective of the Muswell Hill Massive wave some shanks at me recently whilst attempting to relieve me of my personal possessions
You get shitcunts all over Londinium
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Ha you got mugged by North London poofs
Did kate Moss threaten to nipple cripple you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Nah got away with it, needless to say that was their first mistake

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I assume you spent the next month exacting Steven Segal levels of revenge

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I'm biding my time until the right qotw comes along yo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Partridgelols
that was their first mistake I had the last laugh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I work in Muswell Hill and never had anyone wave shanks at me
I feel left out
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Try and walk around at dusk looking as vulnerable as Rory
ensure all of your electronics are on display as well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Dunno hang around the N10 nightclub on a Saturday night, you'll come across the gang starrs from tottenham

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Best London club = 'The Ritz' on the Upper Clapton Roundabout (aka 'the murder mile')
At 11pm every Friday and Satruday nights they have a police van and ambulance on standby outside.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Don't they have the same 'murder can you help' sign that they just move a couple of hundred yards up or down the road each Sunday morning

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

i had a personal injury case on when i was a trainee
about a guy who was suing this nightclub because the bouncer punched him and detached his retina. allegedly as i was acting for the nightclub's insurer.

anyway, i had to spend about 3 days watching grainy security tapes trying to find the incident (like the bouncers were going to do it in front of the cameras). and when it came to witness statements, the bouncer gave his full name as "pitbull". and is the only person i've ever met who signed himself with an "X" because he couldn't write.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

It's a cover
he was really just earning money bouncing to complete his PhD at CalTech.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Why would anyone want to go there then?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

you need to remember gonz
that half of people are of below average intelligence
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Depends on what kind of average, doesn't it? I don't understand the different types in terms of terminology...
... but I can imagine Mighty Badger is running at around 145%, I'm probably at about 95% (on an average day (depending on what kind of average we're talking about)), Monty is still stuck in the mid 80s (let's call it 85%) and .... I don't know where I'm going with this, I just wanted to say Monty is stuck in the 80s.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

the effort is appreciated

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:07, Reply)