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( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Beautiful day for a Frisbee, wouldn't you agree?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I don't know whether a frisbee would be able to appreciate good weather
what with it being a plastic object and all.
To play frisbee, however...yeah I suppose it would be.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

This reply smells faintly of 'Colin Hunt' (NB not rhyming slang in this instance)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

tell him to fuck off if he's going to be a twat

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I can't - for I have left the internet forever.
This post is a ghostly apparition from beyond the grave.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

haaahaha
i can smell the lies all the way over here
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Those are my dad's lies. They smell similar to mine.
It's his birthday today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Well I hope he knows the cake is a lie and everything.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I knew you'd be first to comment here
I was tempted to offer the sage advice of "if you're going to make yourself a target, at least get the first shot in" but couldn't be fucking bothered
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I was trying to be nice; i assumed Frisbee could be used a verb, apparently it can't

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Used a verb, eh?

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Fuck me you're clever you spotted a typo
See if you can spot the word cunt tattooed on your forehead
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)

See now this would have worked if it wasn't the mong who couldn't fucking type properly making the comment.
But no, so now you're predictable AND thick, in the space of three posts. Good job there, kiddo
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

excellent attempted patronising

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Don't you have exams to fail?

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Don't be unpleasant to Amberl.
Don't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)

It's alright
by the sounds of that walking minority complex's previous posts I'm sure she'll fuck things up without my input.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I do my best
but of course I can always use tips from the man who is a master class in fucking things up and being upset ONLINE
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Please desist.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Don't make me break my "I am never rude to people" thing......
..... Amberl is the brightest person on here!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

That's a whole lot of relativity there
In the context of 'on here' please define 'bright' and 'person'.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Somebody who didn't link /talk to the comments page for their work's website?

( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

While it was an independent article which indirectly linked to a site affiliated with where I work
I agree that it may have been naive.
I'm glad you got your facts right though. Makes me wonder what you're doing here tbh
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Amberl wouldn't have done that.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)

No offence
but I don't think Amberl would have had anything worth linking to in any kind of forum.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)

That doesn't invalidate my comment.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I think you might be misremembering
how roundly your link was mocked. And you're right, I have nothing of interest to add on either photocopying or how to push a tea trolley well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)

You can get away with having a pop at Apey
and whilst Amberl doesn't need white knighting, I would also kindly request that you shove it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

This, this right here?
This is getting popular paged.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

no can do, sorry
i have year end billing to finalise and possession proceedings to draft and advice to give on 837 breaches of tenant covenants on a supermarket in south wales and a torts notice to draft and a statutory demand to get out, all before i hit the winebar at 8.

i just wanted to say amberl rocks. woo! yay! amberl!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I have consent orders and a contract for freelance developers to build from scratch.
I don't wanna :(
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Would you two please just have sex and get it over with?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

He's for Psychochalmp's eyes only
As gutted as I am. Those big, needy, glassy doe-eyes roving all over my body, that quivering lip, that extra chromosome....
All these pleasures are for another's love, not mine :(
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)

This is 139% gayer than anything I've ever posted
The brush that tarred me knows no limits, mate, run while you still can
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

the hilarity of this is that PALC and i don't really get on
we were both briefly united in the face of epic stupidity and cuntish behaviour
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Let it be known that while I think you are a uniquely retarded individual
I am genuinely happy that you are finding an irrelevant and otherwise uninteresting relationship to be amusing.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Thanks, now can you copy this for me please, the successful people have proper work to do
chop chop
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Swipey it's going to be difficult for me to flirt with you if you nick Apey's login

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)

You love it you big bender

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

True
*bums*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:14, Reply)

See, now again this would have been funny
Except the copyboy gag was....*pause*....mine in the first place.
It's like you're laughing at me for a joke I made about ME.

Your girlfriend must think you have a beautiful soul because bless you, you are a massive spastic.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Hahaha
If that solved every problem!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I keep suggesting it
as the perfect solution to our "wanting to have sex with each other" problem
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

each other two men at once

Topical.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Nicely done there
You may have just increased my chances of shagging Aber from 0.00001% to 0.00002%. If it happens, I'll make sure you get first look at the photos.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)

I've got good odds on Psychochalmp coming up close behind

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

That is an absolutely fucking horrific mental image
*checks behind for trolls*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Read it again....
he doesn't understand the Al thing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I know
I'm letting it go, it seems unkind to have to tell him there are two of them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I know that there's a PsychoChomp, and that for some reason there's a PsychoChalmp
I can only assume one is trying to be needy and mimic the other.
The only things I know for sure are that Chomp isn't the idiot, and I am indifferent to the true identity of Chalmp.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

This is not a bad guess, although not accurate
The major flaw with the above is that PsychoChomp is most definitely an idiot. Well, perhaps, not an idiot; more of a cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)

My statement stands

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

nice time of year to be a QC
i have 5 real QC's celebratory parties to go to in the next 2 months.

this is completely irrelevant, i just thought i'd lighten the mood.

carry on.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Ahem, Adam's the tea boy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I've graduated to copyboy
get it right, fucko
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Oh dear, a demotion already

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Copying of letters to be retained on file, potential exposure of copying to third parties?
How is that a demotion from making tea, an entirely internal affair?

I think this is why you spend more time here than on /talk, yeah?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)

You know that you've failed the game of life when you have to beaker about being the photocopier kid
Tea making is FAR more important
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

this is a good point
looking at the staff in our canteen -v- your average reprographics guy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)

the obese guy with the stutter, cleft palate, and stench of lynx africa mixed with odour of pissy pants

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

who is utterly incapable of understanding complex instructions like
please copy in colour
please reduce to A4 size
please stop staring at my tits and listen to the above
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)

You can't expects miracles love
*stares at Swipey's tits*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Stop bein so meen to Adamfrisbeecunt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

i've never been mean to anyone in my LIFE
i'm lovely, me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Is that bollocks?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)

find me one example of me being mean
i bet you can't...

... sunshine, lollipops and rainbows...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Yes dear
You assume I'll blindly agree in the face of contradictory evidence because of your breasts.

...damn.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)

and legs
don't forget the legs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Refresh my memory
(in case this is too subtle, I'm asking for a filthy gaz)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

No, they're tits
You need to look at her tits, Darth
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)

mumblemumbleyesmissthassalovelyrackmumblemumble

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:14, Reply)

He can't work out why he hasn't progressed from that head of his training contract

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

he hasn't worked out
how to use the shaft as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

ha
i had struggled to understand rory here.

you have made it clear.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

New QCs?
You keep good company, I haven't been to one in a while.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

it is the one perk of being a litigator
it comes with a free ulcer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

I wouldn't know. I'm merely pondlife here
Atm, I'm a shit litigator. A shitigator, if you will.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Wait, so you're NOT a QC?
I feel betrayed. I bet you're not a real frisbee either
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:10, Reply)

That kettle won't boil itself Adam

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)