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Poo poo willy willy bum bum.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:38, 137 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How's the Fiona wooing going?

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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Not very well by the looks of things.
Are you excited yet, Blousie?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:41, Reply)

I am very excited.
I've had to calm myself down with some wine : )
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Funny, that...
We haz wiens too.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Spooky innit?

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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:45, Reply)

ooh what's exciting?
/nosey
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Charity gig in our town on Friday
in memory of a mate who died suddenly last year. Three top bands playing all day.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)

I'm off to Dg and Tourettes this weekend.

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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Capital G if you don't mind.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Ooops sorry!

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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:46, Reply)

I'm kidding.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:46, Reply)

I noes silly.
I was playing along with the ruse.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:47, Reply)

D'oh!

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:48, Reply)

woo!
have fun
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:45, Reply)

I always do : D

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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Impeccably.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:42, Reply)

You do realise you're doomed to a life of court visits and threatening letters.

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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Not if he kills her but gets away with it.
/Dandolols.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)

I read that as dandilions
i think the guinea pigs are already invading my consciousness
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:45, Reply)

How are the big toothed little fuckers?

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:47, Reply)

kinda this big
/gestures

one is about 40% fur I think
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Kofi is looking forward to getting his hamster : )
He keeps asking me to remind him when you and wifey bring the cage.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:50, Reply)

BGB!
How are you?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:52, Reply)

I'm lovely all over thankyouforasking.
How is life in Wales?
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:53, Reply)

No, wrong, that's not me.
I'm totally excited about your party though right, it's in about a month, which is totally exciting.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:59, Reply)

hahahaha!
Oh Al. I've had a drinkie poo. I did wonder why PoD was so pleased to see me.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Because you're a wanton SEX GODDESS!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Apart from that.

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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Because you have wonderous norks second only to Clendrix

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Really!
*gless*
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:09, Reply)

this is the truth

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:14, Reply)

You are all too kind.
*fills up*
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:26, Reply)

better not say that to this lot
they'll expect front and back
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:32, Reply)

We'll bring it down for your bash.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:10, Reply)

You can imagine what Fiona is 'facing'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:01, Reply)

dead pandas bumhole bum aids

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:54, Reply)

*is shocked*

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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:57, Reply)

So was the panda.
It didn't have AIDS when it died.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:59, Reply)

never thought I'd see the day!

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:01, Reply)

NUN FROTTAGE

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Best kind of frottage there is.
I used to have a thing for nuns.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Here you go
cheezburger.com/View/4671999488
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:32, Reply)

haha!
I'll try to remember to wear my topless nun badge at teh London bash.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I'll watch out for it
though I've never seen the attraction myself. Nor nurses for that matter
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)

is it sad
That this thread has more replies than the nice one below? Or is it B3ta?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:02, Reply)

no one had anything spectacular to talk about in that other thread
this one has poobumwillyaids in it
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:04, Reply)

In that case
I'll go to bed now and make myself ready for a poo tale tomorrow.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:07, Reply)

The latter.
We like the naughty banter.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:04, Reply)

You LOVE the naughty anything.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:08, Reply)

I do I do I do.

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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:11, Reply)

can we have a naughty party?
Just to make you happy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Hell yeah!

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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:26, Reply)

No wonder the Fiona courting
is going badly
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:04, Reply)

What do you mean?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:05, Reply)

She's not as uncouth as you are.

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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:06, Reply)

She fucking is
she's more filth than berk's new boyfriend.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:09, Reply)

what she said.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:12, Reply)

And, I have it on good authority that she doesn't crash her bike into the backs of buses.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:15, Reply)

But she does flash her taught bronzed buttocks at passing chavs

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I didn't crash my bike in to the back of a bus
I was being verbally abused by a moped-riding chav who was paying more attention to that than the road, and he crashed in to the back of a bus.
(berk, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:22, Reply)

See above

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:23, Reply)

My arse is neither taut nor bronzed, I'm afraid
but thanks all the same.
(berk, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:24, Reply)

STOP RUINING MY FANTASY!
And I reckon your arse is pretty tight.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)

What's th use of a good story if you can't twist the truth?
/Daily Mail lols.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Your obvious obsession with anal
does not charm the Bruce
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:14, Reply)

there is no obsession.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Bugger.
Elisabeth Sladen has died. My childhood just keeps dwindling away :(
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Fooking hell.
She was only young.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:13, Reply)

63 apparently.
First the Brigadier, now Sarah-Jane.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:14, Reply)

63? Jeebus christ.
She didn't look it.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:16, Reply)

She didn't.
I may have to watch a DVD tonight in her honour. Horny Milfs 7, I think.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:17, Reply)

:(

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:19, Reply)

On the plus side, Newcastle are currently holding Man Ure to a draw.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:21, Reply)

i can't care about football ever

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:23, Reply)

I hope they get an injury time penalty
I really, really do.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:23, Reply)

I hope you mean Newcastle there...

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Yes of course

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Still 0-0...
I hope Owen does his cruciate again.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Woo Hoo!

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Shame they didn't get that final chance for a shot there
Still, they were a bit lucky not to get a penalty, I'm glad Hernandez got booked. Diving twat.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I've just been following it on the BBC website.
Sounded like a good match.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Noooooooo!
This makes a wonderful day end sadly. *sniffs*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I might watch Planet of the Spiders later.
Haven't seen it since 1975; bought it yesterday.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Unlike Sarah Jane, who bought it today.
Too soon?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Ouch...

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Did you see that Sarah jane Adventures a while ago with Matt Smith and Katy Manning?
Sarah Jane and Jo Grant were reminiscing about the Planet of the Spiders.

Also, I know it's really soon, but what do you think the BBC will do without one of their flagship children's programmes?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:20, Reply)

I didn't.
I haven't seen many of the SJA on account of being at work and forgetting to I-Player it.

And I don't know. Maybe get Katy Manning in instead?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Katy Manning looks like she's pushing 100
And she played Jo Grant as a whiny bitch. Mike Yates would have totally bitch slapped her.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:25, Reply)

She's married to the bloke that sang the theme tune to Neighbours, you know.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:26, Reply)

I just checked the BBC website to see if she had really died.
The answer is sadly, 'affirmative mistress'

Who will look after K9 now?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Get your eyes off him Jeff
¬_¬
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:13, Reply)

MAXIMUM DEFENCE MODE!

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:14, Reply)

I've just wait for his battery to get a bit low.
I'm sure I'll be able to confuse K9 when he is down to a couple of bars of power.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:15, Reply)

He's got a new home now on Channel 5
and, it would seem, a makeover.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Yeah, it's a bit too cutesy for me.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Still stuck for guinea pig names
I will not call them poo, willy or bum. Nor Bumblefuck
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Have you got a picture of them you can post?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:16, Reply)

only one of them
up2.it/ali/ginger+pig+small.jpg
the other is mostly staying hidden or is skitish when he's out. He's dark brown and has mad hair
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Call the one with the mad hair
'Don King' as he is also dark brown with a bonkers barnet.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:20, Reply)

hehe
this kind of hair, only slightly fluffier

www.petinfoclub.com/Images/Tortiseshell%20Abyssinian%20guinea%20pig%20shutterstock_41364418.jpg
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:24, Reply)

I think K9, in honour of Wor Lis.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Or Mr Smith.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Or, both.
K9 and Mr Smith. Sorted.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:19, Reply)

and Brigadier
for Nick.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:18, Reply)

but what about the Brig?
Will nobody think of the Brig?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Totally replied to the wrong post.
Imagine I'm not having an argument with myself. On the Internet! *belms*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:21, Reply)

nice work

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:22, Reply)

It's a talent.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:26, Reply)

and now you've killed the thread again

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:37, Reply)

people hate me

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:40, Reply)

I'm sure it's not true
just say something controversial
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:43, Reply)

no
I'm sulking.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:46, Reply)

fine
well, I'm off for a bath. Enjoy your sulk!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:48, Reply)

I was just thinking K9
and Davros
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:19, Reply)

you silly old willy

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:53, Reply)

vodka and cheese and a very long boring hammermisth and city line journey
is a bad combination.

that is all.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:04, Reply)

*there there*
Did you have a nice time with the wine and cheese though?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:12, Reply)

h god
so much cheese. soooo much cheese.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:17, Reply)

You'll have nightmares this evening.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:18, Reply)

not when i'm in bed by myself

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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:25, Reply)

But what about the bogey man UNDER your bed.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:27, Reply)

shaggeed him already
best way to make sure he never calls again innit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:28, Reply)

You rotter.
Now kids all over the world will get the bogey-man-AIDS.

(Although they'll probably get a nice pair of shoes as compensation)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:30, Reply)

tit wank spunk face

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Evening Bob.
Are you even more livid about the Arse failing to hold on against Liverpool now that Utd failed to beat Newcastle?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:16, Reply)

yup
we are shit, despite the cheating brasilian cunt rag
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:18, Reply)

I never saw the highlights of the Liverpool game.
Are you suggesting that tha ref was conned
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:19, Reply)

lucas sidestepped in front of eboue who had his eyes on the ball, they both fell over
and the ref gave a pen, fucking bullshit. plus it 4 mins after the 8 mins!!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:20, Reply)

That one game aside.
You've been given ample opportunities to take a lead in the quest to be this years Premier League champions.

The fact you haven't says a lot. And it isn't down to that one incident.

Is it time for Wenger to go, or does he just need to be a bit braver in the transfer market?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:21, Reply)

Either would be fine with me.

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:22, Reply)

You must have a preference.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:23, Reply)

not really, if he spends great, if he won't fuck off and bring in Giardiola

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:24, Reply)

But considering how well you are doing without spenting 100s of millions
He does make a mockey of the inflated transfer fees other clubs are spending.

I'd much rather have a club run on sound commerical principles than a club that spend money in the hope that it brings trophys.

If Wenger had spent 50mil on Torres, you'd have been over the moon, if the same player had gone 11 games without scoring you'd be blaming Wenger. How does he get the balance right, I don't see how he can win.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:29, Reply)

I will answer all of this tomorrow, but I'm going to bed now.

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:33, Reply)

Sleep well you drug loving kiddie fiddler.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:33, Reply)

i'm giving up drugs

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:44, Reply)

And I'm giving up shit puns.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:46, Reply)

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