I could've fancied a venison burger

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:01, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

They were fab
one with mushroom duxelles, garlic sausage and dijon mustard, one with gouda, red pepper and redcurrant jelly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:07, Reply)

What did you get for dinner in the end?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:10, Reply)

two of the small bags of Doritos
some houmous, and a diet coke. I've had several beers but they're horrible
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:12, Reply)

hello sexy
how are you?

just had the dullllllest evening of property networking... gash.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I'm good thanks
how are you, anything good about the evening?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:20, Reply)

erm.....
........ i stopped at marks and spencer for a lazy dinner and just had one of their "lovely vegetables" mushroom pappardelle things. that was the best part of the evening by a country mile.

also my friend just got dumped. ON HOLIDAY. she is stuck in an apartment with him and can't fly home for 3 days... doom!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Has he met someone else whilst they are away
Or is he just a grade A cunt?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:26, Reply)

i just got another email, i got it wrong
they are actually back, but he did it on the last night of the holiday.

so now she will be thinking that he didn't want to go on it or be there in the first place. why didn't he have the guts to tell her BEFORE they went, she could have taken a girlfriend instead!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Still, it's better than being dumped halfway through and having to try and sleep through a drunken "ugh! ooh! ugh! ooh! ugh! ooh!" every night when they bring someone back in the small hours.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:37, Reply)

this is true
i have more than one mate who got dumped partway through a 6 month lease of a 1 bed flat and had exactly this. niiiiiiiiiiiice.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:41, Reply)

That's awful :(
but excellent news on holiday-booking
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:40, Reply)

yes, i am most excited, could do with some sunshine and doing fuck-all!
poor girl, she's in a bit of a state...

men SUCK!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:42, Reply)

alright Amberl
Does Cowjam look as much like Kenny Everett in real life as he does in those b4sh photos?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:21, Reply)

alright Woodside
everyone looked normal actually, though I did create my own shadow
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:41, Reply)

how have i not seen these bash pics??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:44, Reply)

there's not many
and I look horrible. I'll see if I can find them for you

edit: here you are www.flickr.com/photos/rusling/sets/72157626402103663/
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:44, Reply)

ooh well done
who is hatd, she is v pretty.

they are SO NOT horrible of you, you're just not really looking at the camera, is all.

cameras will, however, be banned from the july bash!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver off /talk :)
God I hate photos. I never know if I am actually that fat or if it's slightly lying
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:52, Reply)

you're not fat! it's just that you see angles in a photo that the mirror does not reveal. like when you hear your own voice on a recording, and you think, holy fuck i sound positively garbled. and retarded.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:53, Reply)

I think it's my arms that dismay me
should've kept the jacket on. It's odd because I actually felt pretty good that night. Maybe that was the ten G&Ts
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:55, Reply)

it's just the angle!
every single person who has met you has said "er, no, she does NOT need to lose weight and she IS stunning"

so deal with that, mo'fo!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:57, Reply)

You need to stop chatting to Stevie Wonder haha

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:58, Reply)

You view Swipes comments with 'superstition'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:00, Reply)

does he post on here?
that would explain a LOT of keyboard mashing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:00, Reply)

I realise this'll seem like massive pandering
but you don't look fat. You're well proportioned unlike a lot of people who just look fat.
( CowJam, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:11, Reply)

Cheers CowJam :)
I'll blame the camera
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:17, Reply)

I've contacted pentax support about it
given how unreliable the flash is
( CowJam, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:19, Reply)

You look better when you're not blurred.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:53, Reply)

polar opposite of me
the blurrier the photo, the hotter i look.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Is that because you start vibrating when you absorb heat?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:57, Reply)

not quite
i'm just really really ugly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:01, Reply)

pfft stop with the lies!
Just not true
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Damn right, I'm the ugliest bastard here and I don't like being done out of a job.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:08, Reply)

i'll fight you for it
it'll be like a walrus wrestling a hippo.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:12, Reply)

We've never seen a picture so we can't judge
your status must remain hypothetical
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:13, Reply)

i've seen a pic
i THINK. from an old bash. tall and very slim and wearing a stripey jumper and not actually ugly at all, from what i recall.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:16, Reply)

Some bugger apparently got one of me in Manchester, but this could be a lie.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:19, Reply)

i won't post the link
but you can blame [insert /talk user] for putting it on [insert webaddress] - google confirms it's still there!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:23, Reply)

I've got less hair, a redder face and about 5 stone more these days.
Hooray for being able to afford regular meals!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:26, Reply)

i share your pain
irregular studenty meals = size 10 jeans. sigh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:32, Reply)

Oh no I was never a student, I really was living just below the breadline.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:34, Reply)

ah
shit, they should have paid you more, that's outrageous.

esp as the breadline gets higher by the day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:36, Reply)

And especially now it's illegal for employment agencies to dock "jobfinder fees" from already scant wages.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Tall, thin and stripey jumper you say....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:20, Reply)

There's one on my profile, but it's not what I look like every day.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:16, Reply)

I've seen a couple of those photos
but your face isn't usually evident. You don't appear ugly though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:18, Reply)

It's the most flattering portrayal the internet will see, if I have any say in the matter.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:33, Reply)

yeah but until you control the cameras
ALL THE CAMERAS, you might not get any say!

stupid unflattering cameras.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:34, Reply)

I'd also like to lay claim to the title.
At the summer bash, we could have a milk curdling contest.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)

fuck off and get in the queue
you're far behind me as well.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:16, Reply)

*Appoints Swipe milk monitor*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:17, Reply)

sadly it's all true... every doomladen syllable!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)

I'm well aware
that me contradicting you is pot calling the kettle black, but I am still right
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:19, Reply)

we'll just have to agree to disagree on each other's assessment of... each other
christ, how confusing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:21, Reply)