Both
Of course. And get really pissed at lunch time and when you get your card and poxy present from the wanker colleagues that you hate call them "A bunch of fucking slaves". Get your cock out, piss in a plant pot and stagger out tweaking the nipple of every female co-worker that you pass.

Or just go out after work and give the PERSONNEL manager some finger pie.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:03, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Make sure you have a written reference first though.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)

...then ask for your reference

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:05, Reply)

This works particularly well if you work with 'African Americans'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Had a bloke doing a presentation on fraud
in the office the other day. He pulled up a map asking if we could see some patterns to the fraud. We said "inner city, low emplyment blah, blah" he said "No, IMMIGRANTS". FFS.

While we were choking on our coffees he assisted his cause by saying "Not just Asians, it's the Polish too!"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)

What an idiot.


Everyone knows it's the fucking Nigerians, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I AM A PRINCE!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)

AH AM TRENNING TO BE AH NUSS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)

fucking funny

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I KNEW IT!
Take your fucking purple rain and your gay-shaped guitar and shove 'em up your arse, if your head doesn't present too much of an obstruction.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)

It's been seven hours & fifteen days since U took your love away!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:21, Reply)

"it's been
9 days, 8 hours, 40 minutes, 10 seconds since you called. i been so crazy i'm just about taking our picture off the wall."

which is perhaps fine until you get to the next bit.... "it's been 3 months over 100 days since you held my hand".... i think it might be time to MOVE THE FUCK ON WITH YOUR LIFE, LOVE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)