I'll bet you were at the mince counter.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

he was standing near the fruits

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Eyeing up faggots

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Packing the fudge?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Being really gay!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Definitely not squeezing the melons then?

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)

caressing the pork truncheon meat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Eyeing up the buns

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Dreaming of sausage gravy.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

This is brilliant
Genuinely. Please don't stop.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Oh, you say that to all the boys.

( thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Harsh, I have some standards
Only the hot ones
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Extracting the white sauce from the packet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

taking it up aisle 2

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Whilst squeezing plums.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Inserting a penis into a bum until it explodes sperm into the rectal passage

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

OH MY GOD! What fucking supermarkets do YOU shop in?
I see your Asda caught fire the other day
( thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Did it overheat from all the sweaty mongs inside?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I imagine Gonz tried to fit it into his deep-fat fryer.

( thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Sir, what are you doing with that?
No, it's slright, this is going to be brilliant!

Sir, I really don't think you're allowed to plug that in within the store ...

Look what I made! Isn't it great! Oh. It looks like those cereal packets are on fire ...
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

QUICK! SAVE THE YOP!

( thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Ignoring the baps
And loving a loaf.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)

You're more than a little late

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Are you already torn, Al?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I fucking LOVE that song

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Late?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)