I was on a night train from Zagreb to Split when I bumped into one of my old school friends.
I imagine the Berk is probably doing something similar at the moment, except she's bumping her vagina into the penis of a greasy Croat.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

...in exchange for tennis lessons.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:14, Reply)

She'll probably fuck that up as well.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I feel bad now :(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:15, Reply)

You should do
She's probably sitting alone and crying right now and when she realises you guessed it was going to happen she's going to feel terrible.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)

TWO DAYS SINCE TENNIS BOY MOAN
C'mon team, let's see if we can beat the previous record of a whole week.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:50, Reply)

well
it's more probable than her ever fucking you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Hmmmmm
I reckon if she was feeling at absolute rock bottom, and then got really, really drunk, and then he drugged her, she might give him a hand shandy.

But she still wouldn't fuck him.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)

you forgot the stage where he killed her
then, maybe, he might get a blowie before her jaw seized up.

but only then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:21, Reply)

And he's have to work her chest like a set of bellows

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:22, Reply)

yeah, because psychochomp would know exactly what to do with a girl's chest
does that sound realistic to you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:23, Reply)

He'd be poking her boobs with his index fingers
whilst muttering to himself "This is sexy. This is sexy. This is sexy"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Jabbing away like a mong playing Daily Thompson's Decathlon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Funnily enough
he wanks in the same way that you needed to use the joystick when trying to get the pole vault to work.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:28, Reply)

er, dude
how do you KNOW that?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:28, Reply)

The same way I know how he likes to manipulate Berks corpse for sexual pleasure.
I'm making it up.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:35, Reply)

yeah but
somehow you talking about him having a sad, lonely little wank is sooooo much more realistic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Do you know what I mean by the joystick technique from Daley Thompson?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Hahahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:45, Reply)

You obviously do.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:46, Reply)

yes
but the context is too gross
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:46, Reply)

this has really made me laugh a lot

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:27, Reply)