I don't like them
because it makes me think the driver is simple and is not paying attention.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My main issue is with people too daft to drive
without automatic gearing, parking sensors etc. If they need those things to control the vehicle, they should never have been allowed on the road.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I fucking love parking sensors
but since my van doesn't have them, I use the bumpers for their intended purpose.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:50, Reply)

you drive a van?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Have you seen Ice Road Truckers?
It's nothing like that.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Did you see the one where IRT did the world's most dangerous roads?
One of them was crying in fear at one point. Pansy.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I wouldn't want to drive in those conditions.
One flake of snow amd I'm fucked.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Yes
It's a small white one.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

And you still can't park it properly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I can, but it's difficult to judge the distance to the back of a van
since you don't have rear-view mirrors. So what I do is, I get the engine revving really fast, and then I slam it into reverse and wait for the sickening crunch as I slam a small child against the car or wall behind me. Then I pull forward about a foot or two.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Perfect, children don't dent much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:11, Reply)

if you ever ever bumped your van
into the bumpers on my merc, i'd......

well, i'd show you some "intended purpose".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:12, Reply)