That must be sad for him
Knowing that all the vapid whores that come in and out of his life actually despise him, but let him have the chance to empty his balls into their rancid vaginas just so they can sponge some money off him.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:19, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sounds like the redistribution of wealth to me, something I would hve thought that you were in favour of

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I'll bet as he scrubs Vim all over his freckles with a Brillo pad, sobbing in the shower,
knowing that by the next morning ANOTHER Rolex will have been stolen from his bedside cabinet and once again all he's left with is a five grand bar bill, a stinking hangover and a skiddy thong as a souvenir, he feels really great about himself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Sounds like our Xmas party.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

That reminds me:
Darth wants his thong back but he's too shy to ask.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I've washed it.
I'll pop it in an envelope.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

You can fax it mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)

you know what
i think it's probably a happy medium between him enjoying one night stands and looking for a girlfriend, like most guys...

he's always fancied my friend but she's never been single until now. anyway they are going out for dinner on thu, so we'll see... she earns more than he does, though, so he might nick her gucci if she's not careful.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Is that a euphamism?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:35, Reply)

It's doing that thing again...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:35, Reply)

"Nick her Gucci"
sounds like a euphemism for something unpleasant.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:35, Reply)

It's accidentally poking her in the perineum
When transferring from her V to her A, causing her to say "Ooo, not there", thus foiling your attempts at the "Oops, wrong hole" technique.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:38, Reply)

You are on form today young man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Why thank you!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:43, Reply)

transferring from her V to her A changing at Baker Street
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 May 2011, 11:59, Reply)