steady on
it's only 3pm
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

How can this be topped trolling aside?

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:03, Reply)

You tell us
You're the expert
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:09, Reply)

She's made a statement in all seriousness that she intends to leave the practice of her GP who is a "very intelligent and highly-educated man" as she disagrees with his mainstream political leanings
It's not like he's a neo nazi is it? I believe she's after b3ta support in this. That's retarded. Is she now going to canvas her local surgeries in order to find a GP who is her political compatible? Sounds like someone with far too little to do and far too much time on their hands.
(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)

In all seriousness? Are you sure about this?

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:22, Reply)

She seems to enjoy updating us with every dull incidental happening of her life

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)

And she's not the only one.
I farted half an hour ago and I can still smell it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)

You get a click for that
*applauds*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Perhaps you fudged.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)

That's what B3ta is for
The difference is, people like her. Regardless of who you are, if you have nothing to contribute but trolling please piss off to /Talk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)

lols b3ta is here to be dull, you've outdone yourself gaylord

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Bobby!
Give nakedApe his monniker back.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)

That cunt can barely string a sentence together

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:34, Reply)

and your arguement is?...................

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Tada
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1194298

You need to drop an e as well
(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)

You are under the assumption that I agree with Darth.
Edit - I haven't dropped an E in years.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Your arguement should though

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Duh!

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:42, Reply)

B3ta is here for us to discuss mundane aspects of our lives in search of entertainment in the otherwise dull
Not for you to lay into people who actually have something to say for themselves
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)

So we should congratulate and support her in wasting the time and resources of the nhs and go hahahaha at the same time
No wonder you're seen as a dull cunt
(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Why changing your doctor is wasting time and resurces of the nhs
If you don't feel confident or good with your doctor, you should change. What if he's a very clever, competent man, but a registered peado?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 15:42, Reply)

but she had no complaints
about his competence or his intelligence, before she found out his political affiliation.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:46, Reply)

And now
she doesn't feel confortable with him, I don't think that's so wrong. A collegue of mine runs for the UKIP too. Knowing that he'd be happier if I had to get a VISA to work here doesn't make me comfortable working with him. He's a nice guy (a bit of a twat, politics aside), but I don't like knowing that he doesn't want me here.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)

No wonder Spain is a third world country with that attitude

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)

No wonder nobody likes you with that attitude.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Congratulations on the second most retarded b3ta posting of the 9th May 2011

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)

this game could go on a really long time
if you are going to point out every single post that you consider to be retarded...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)

If that's all you can do to reply to me
I think your post is the winner in the retarded b3ta posting of the day competition. In fact, you probably won the monthly award too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I like you
And I don't know, for me Gaylord sounds like a good thing. The Lord of Happines. If you can't be a Time Lord, a Happiness Lord is a good close second.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I like you too
This is a gloriously positive way of looking at things x
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)

It's what the word gaylord tells me when I listen to it
must be my lack of contact with slang :)

x
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)

This is what the internet needs.
More of you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)

*skips through flowers clapping hands and singing*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Naked or clothed?
This is important.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:46, Reply)

nudey r-r-r-r-r-rudey!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Woohoo!

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Is there a rainbow in the background?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)

There is in Aber land.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)

It wouldn't be colourfull enough, otherwise.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)

With a unicorn trotting over it
and the Unicorn is wearing a ballroom dancing outfit and is being ridden by Tom Cruise in a tutu
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Yay! for prescription drugs.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Not Tom Cruise
But everything else sounds really good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)

John Barrowman then.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Don't even know who he is
I'm more a Brad Pit girl, but in this wonderful land, everyone sees whoever they prefer riding the unicorn.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Two of the pictures on my profile have drawn comparisons with Tom Cruise and John Barrowman
I have absolutely no idea why.

And Aber, you do know John Barrowman - he's Captain Jack Harkness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)

OMG I've just look at your profile, you're some gay downs creature, please don't breed

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Ah, look at him
Of course I know him. He's sexy too. Pity he's gay.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Not from my point of view

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)

That's well-reasoned and contains long words
I'm not sure it is Bert, guys
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:24, Reply)

B3th is nonetheless entitled to her political beliefs and all they entail, however
Don't call her a retard. I've only just noticed that. It is Bert.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Yeah bert give me my name back you sister shagging shonkey shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Hello sexy *waves*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)

You're embarrassing me again

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)

He was talking to me
*waves back*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:24, Reply)

He's a continuing embarrassment to the name

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)

You are giving me a bad name, coming on here being all rude and unfunny
I was never rude
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Points for anticipation

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)

he's not been banned yet
this makes me suspect maybe it isn't bert. maybe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Then WHO is it? If I ever get my name back I suspect it will feel all dirty
maybe it's time for an entirely new name...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)

[insert joke about feeling dirty here]

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:46, Reply)

-_-
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)

If it's not Bert, it's someone who's prepared to keep letting us call him Bert
Not even my self-esteem is that low
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)

It's not Bert.
He hasn't called me a lonely dried up prune yet.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

or listed monty's movements for the last 24 hours!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)

It's NakedApe not Bert you Dullards, I've just come to my senses

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)

What a strange turn of phrase.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)

You are clearly not me
One look at your profile shows this
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I think it is Bert
What with all the sister-raping and being a total cunt we lost sight of the fact that Bert was reasonably intelligent. I think he's trying a new tactic called "not blowing his cover within 5 minutes"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

You think having another mans penis in your anus is a good way to spend a Saturday night

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)

i'm convinced
about the bert thing, not about the anal sex thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Go flash your tits at the mods and get him banned
He's annoying me now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)

flash my tits?
why would i want to make them run away screaming?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Oh god, are you Bert now too?
Is this some kind of Invasion of the B3ta Snatchers scenario?

Hehe... "snatch"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:06, Reply)

So you're one of the soft wankers who goes crying to the mods wah wah wah
Get a backbone or fuck off
(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

No... YOU fuck off
Christ, you're not that bright after all
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)

You're such a crying wanker, no wonder cr3 thinks you're all irritating gimps

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

So why are you NakedApe now?
What has he done to deserve such terrible shame by proxy?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)

So what if he did?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

The gay kid of the class has gone off running to tell teacher that somebody doesn't want to play nicely
wah wah wah
(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)

*applauds*
Brilliant.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

For many people it is
You prefer to wet your whistle in your sister though so...that's...much better
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1194292
(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Less embarrassing than Christmas at your house

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Please take nakedape out of your username it's mine now

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Nope, I can't help it if your are less educated than me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)

ahem
*you
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:18, Reply)

You're deffo a professor of cocks behind the bike sheds

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Maybe it is that frisbee twat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

the flounce/ban clock IS ticking

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)

best of all the clocks!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Nah, Adam was too vainglorious to just turn up and troll
He'd let us know who he was
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)