Alt: now you're fucking talking.
There is a time and a place for most styles of sausage - the exceptions being
a) cheapo grotty ones and
b) andouillette - I'm mentioned this delight before, but it's fucking repulsive: it smells of shit, tastes like how you might imagine shit to taste, and is possibly the most unpleasant food experience I have ever had.

Best I ever had were Caribbean ones from a specialist shop in Islington (now closed): they were magnificent. Though I have to say, really I can take or leave waki sausages - top quality pork sausages are the best. Herby, garlicky etc are all good and I've had phases of scoffing different ones - but really the standard pork sausage is my favourite.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:52, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What is the best way to cook sausages though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I cooked some in a teflon pan with olive oil and potatoes
they were lush
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I made sticky balsamic roast potatoes and red onions yesterday
they were sooo good
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:58, Reply)

that sounds amazing

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Curtersy of that cunt Jamie Oliver
look it up, I did it with herb rolled pork loin, extra crsipy crackling, white wine gravy and mange tout.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:01, Reply)

a i
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:01, Reply)

i saw a recipe of his for some sort of blueberry pastry, looked amazing

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Did you go to the shops and get the ingredients for that curry you wanted to cook
And if so, was it nice?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:10, Reply)

I didn't, it was Mother's day on sunday here, so I spent most of saturday with my mom and buying her things
plus, I can't eat meat, kills my teeth :'(
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:05, Reply)

I made two types of grilled pork wraps: satay and jerk.
Jerk won.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Wow, you actually like a thread I started, i...i...don't know what to say

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)

well, if you javen't got a new name, at least you've got a new sig
'endorsed by monty'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

pfft
Monty's a big fan of the pork.
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I thought you weren't a bully?
*cries*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

POTD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

God it must have been a shit day.
(no offence Krizzle)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

It's been a torrid day of violence and insult

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:07, Reply)

there is a place in borough market that specialises in sausages
attracts hundreds of ruperts and jemimas looking for a sausagey treat at £15 a sausage.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:56, Reply)

*puts up hand*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Errr.
Now wash it you dirty cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

This year I want to get into making my own.
You need a machine to stuff them but they don't have to cost a lot. The the only downside I can see is the huge fatness.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

I would envitably end up trying to make a 4m sausage just for a laugh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:02, Reply)

I'm one step ahead of you in that I have had this idea but have also named it:
'THE CABER'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

You just want a homemade 'bender in a bun'
Wimpylolz.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:08, Reply)

'Wimpy - YOU GET A PLATE!!!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:37, Reply)

And the option of a wholemeal bun.
'Taking the fun out of your birthday treat'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:38, Reply)

I WANT A WIMPY!
I think they still exist in some places. I mean...knives and forks with your burger! awesome! cutlery I can ignore ftw
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:41, Reply)

see below

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:43, Reply)

The last time I had a Wimpy was at some motoway service station.
It wasn't great.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:45, Reply)

it wasn't great...
...it was a nostalgic taste sensation...?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

It was expensive and shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:08, Reply)

There's a Wimpy here in North Finchley.
Mind you they probably still have powdered eggs and sweet rationing round here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:42, Reply)

oh, so there
is something good about london, then
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:44, Reply)

There is nothing good about North Finchley. Nothing at all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:44, Reply)

but..but...
wimpy!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:45, Reply)

I'm sure they were the fast-food-joint-of-choice
For the discerning Irish terrorist.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

What would your order be Captain?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I have no idea, can't remember what they did. I can just remember the one that was in
Nantwich and things all being in red and white and having too much salt on things. I think I went to a wimpy birthday party or two, as well.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:50, Reply)

I'll order for you.
Hello. Yeah. Can I have a bender in a bun for Crunchy. The same again for Monty. And, err, can then have a couple of those paper hats as well.

Thanks.... No, takeaway I'm afraid, they need to get back on the Sunshine bus.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I cannot believe I've got the Deacon book Jeff.
I keep getting it out and having a look.

THEN I LOOK AT THE DEACON BOOK AHAHAHAHAHAHA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:55, Reply)

It took Joey's mate years to write it.
How many pages does it run at?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:08, Reply)

About 45 I think.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 May 2011, 18:34, Reply)

There could be Wimpy theme park here and it would still be utter faeces.
It's so fucking dull.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Wimpy World.
*Coming to a sink estate near YOU*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:09, Reply)