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YES BUT I@LL BE THE STAR GUEST, I DEMAND A BED

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
get her drunk enough
she MIGHT agree to share!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:37, Reply)
I already am : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Blousie.
Stop drinking cooking sherry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:39, Reply)
I'm on the Pinot Grigio darling.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:40, Reply)
Go Blousie!
I'm considering cooking some dinner in a bit. I'm being good at the moment and only damaging my liver on weekends.*


*Unless I get bored.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:42, Reply)
I was going to lay off the booze till the bash.
But then after I stopped laughing I opened a bottle of wine.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:44, Reply)
What did you have for dinner this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Pasta with prawns and pesto.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:47, Reply)
You do like your prawns don't ya!
Did you have desert as well, or were you straight on the vino
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:48, Reply)
I have icecream and blueberries but I didn't feel in the mood for them.
The wine is nommy though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:51, Reply)
Glad you're enjoying it.
And you've opened the bottle early enough that you can have a second bottle and sleep that off before tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:58, Reply)
wow
you should work at AA with advice like that
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:03, Reply)
*BEAMS*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:11, Reply)
I'd like to volunteer for the Samaritans.
My stock response to every problem would be, "have a shit. I always feel better after a good shit".
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 May 2011, 20:15, Reply)
If they are still feeling a bit low you could pass the caller onto a supervisor
Who could suggest 'howay, have a tab as well bonnie-lad'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:19, Reply)
And a pint and a fight.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 May 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Would you end every call with
'Divvnt worry pet'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Take lots of pictures!
so I can perv on you all!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:41, Reply)
Will do : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:41, Reply)
I'm sorry Rory but you're too late signing up.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:38, Reply)
RIGHT THAT@S IT YOU@RE DEAD TO ME

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:49, Reply)
Just gaz me you mong.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:50, Reply)
yeah!
treat 'em mean, blousie.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:52, Reply)
How could I turn up after you've belittled and insulted me
I'd never live it down
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:52, Reply)
Are you trying to outgay Darth because you're doing a good job so far.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:55, Reply)

b3ta.com/calendar/event/23206#post23484
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:03, Reply)
You are such a wuss.
But I'm not going to beg.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:05, Reply)
The damage has been done
My ears are stinging with the rejection of it all
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/23206
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:10, Reply)

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