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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Read this and then read my hilarious reply about it.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13343348
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:10, 28 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
He'll be back

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)
I'm disgusted that I sniggered at that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)
It's the sort of joke you shouldn't laugh at because it's so obvious.
I love that sort of joke.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)
If they get divorced,
I heard she'll be demanding his clothes, his boots and his motorcycle in the settlement.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)
She'll take all his underwear as well,
he'll have to go Commando.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)
That's a bit of a Raw Deal

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Man, can you imagine if you caused Arnies breakup with his wife,
Man that would be scary, if I was involved I would be running, man.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)
It's the kids I feel sorry for
but I guess collateral damage is unavoidable in these situations
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)
I suppose it won't really hit home at first, they'll only start to miss each other on the 6th day.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)
Yeah, it'll take time to erase her from his memory

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)
it's understandable
she has total recall of all the true lies he's told her
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)
I wonder if he'll take up with another partner before he dies
or whether he'll be single all the way
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)
probably till the end of days

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)
I guess he'll try and Erase Her from his memory

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1195279
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:40, Reply)
That's better than Chompy's dire effort.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)
I know now why you cry :'(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Sad music usually.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)
Let off some steam

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)
I'm cool, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)
We'll have to let you go.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:50, Reply)
So the relationship has been Terminated.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)
She's been shagging his brother behind Arnies back.
Danny Deveto has taken out a Super Injunction.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)
Mr car broke down when joining the motorway the other day coming back from a food shop
I was there so long I had to eat some of the food I'd bought earlier. So I had my supper-in-junction.

(not mine, read it earlier)
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)
newslinks kill off-topic
resuscitate it with talk of breasts, lunch, or lunch being smeared all over your breasts?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:50, Reply)
I have salad today
salad doesn't smear very well, on breasts or otherwise.
(berk, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:51, Reply)
I have live octopus for lunch, smear away

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:53, Reply)
His catchphrase in Terminator 5:
"Ooh, me back".
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 May 2011, 12:03, Reply)

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