Today I have the delights of:
A review meeting for one of my staff
An EDS meeting for me
Sorting a nasty problem out at one of our sites
Preparing for a work trip to York tomorrow

....and no fucking lunch. Cock. I realised when I was just about to get onto the Metro that my tasty tuna pasta is fermenting on the kitchen bench

Settee - I get to drink beer/coffee on it and watch TV
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The word you're looking for is sofa
here to help
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:06, Reply)

No, it is a settee

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:07, Reply)

No' it's a sofa and it's in your living room, not your lounge
You'll thank me in the end
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:09, Reply)

It's no use, Nakers, he's 'geographically challenged'.
Probably uses 'serviettes' as well - whatever they are.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:14, Reply)

How utterly beastly!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:16, Reply)

We use forearms to remove food from the face up here son

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)

we have serviettes....

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Only when the screws give them to you at christmas I presume?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)

erm... no?
they sit in the holder at dinner. You wipe your mouth with them, then throw them away.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)

He's insinuating that you're a nation of convicts
Don't be mean to Poppet, Apers. If you're going to have a pop at Australia, mention the cricket; she doesn't care about that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I'm just teasing, one can't expect them to know any better
At least i didn't mention spiders
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:39, Reply)

oh. I had no idea what he meant by "screws".
He can insinuate it all he likes. I'm well aware that ENGLAND had so many convicts they needed a bigger jail to house them all. I'm more Dutch then I am English, therefore I'm less related to the convicts.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Good retort
*polite applause*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

*shakes head sadly at our parochial antipodean cousins*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Cell Block H lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome is pretty odd
good that you have a support group, you mutant freak.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I'm assuming that EDS makes me some kind of mong

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:25, Reply)

hypermobile joints and stretchy skin
thecheesereporter.blogspot.com/2009/11/ehlers-danlos-syndrome-news-and-photos.html
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:29, Reply)