I had the most incredible cheese board at a pub near Ayelsbury
on Easter weekend.

I'd like to hire some people to replace the incompetent people we currently have working for us. What's the easiest way of getting rid of someone for just being a bit shit at their job?

Also, I had a Tayyabs last night but incredibly I've only had one shit so far.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You were near me!
I do love a good cheeseboard so let me know where it was for future trips out......
Appraisals and one-to-ones, pointing out shortcomings and giving targets for improvement. Want my CV?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:57, Reply)

So once you've had a few appraisals
if they still aren't meeting their targets, you can sack them?

The pub was called the Dinton Hermit.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I think you can
At least in other countries you can, or at least make them redundant.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)

verbal warnings
followed by written warnings, although I suspect there may be a quicker way for incompetence.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:06, Reply)

What's your job title?
Or your degree? What do you want to do?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)

no degree
Office Manager / PA/ Training Manager/ Housing Officer / Bookkeeper / brilliant customer service skills
I have lots of great things on my CV but the competition is so fierce out there and I need a certain amount of money as I now live on my own, with mortgage, dog, car etc - £18k a year just wont meet the expenses, even with a lodger.And I somehow have to buy out my ex.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Mmmm...
I don't know of any jobs like those at the moment, but will keep my eyes open for you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 May 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Thanks honey
Much appreciated x
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:06, Reply)

OH BOY ! REBOUND ! REBOUND ! REBOUND !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Whereabouts are you?

( Kroney, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Hay ! I was there first !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Don't worry Gonz, not treading on any toes.
I work for a recruitment company.
( Kroney, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:35, Reply)

It's alright, AA is probably on the train as we speek.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:46, Reply)

deepest, darkest
Bedfordshire
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Download horse porn onto their computers over night6

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:12, Reply)

And claim they touched you in your swimsuit area

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:21, Reply)