Don't get "knocked off your stool".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The OT Stool of Lust?

( Kroney, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

what is all this shit about?
i seem to have missed something
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Deutsche scat mag penchant.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Hahaha, 'shit'.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Kroney admitted to being heavily into specialist interest publications from the Augsburg region.
German shit-mags, for want of a less crude term.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

WHAT?
eeeow
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

This is no time for racing car impressions.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

that is how quickly i would leave someone who was into that kind of crap though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I thought you usually waited until the morning?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:09, Reply)

You have more people shit on you than I have, though.
Think on THAT.
( Kroney, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Exactly how many have you had crap on you?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

26 in a single night.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:16, Reply)

That was the apex of my career
I put a video on you tube about it. It's called "Shatgun Wedding".
( Kroney, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Weren't you also the star of 'Endangered Faeces', alongside 'David Shattenborough'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Also "Two Boys, One Cement Mixer"
That one wasn't such a big hit, though.
( Kroney, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:23, Reply)

it wasn't ON me
it didn't TOUCH me

it was just TOO NEAR me for comfort
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

he crouched over your amble bosom and laid a long steaming log along your clevage didn't he?
and you loved it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:16, Reply)

boob docking

( Kroney, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)

He coiled out a corn-studded 18 inch 'Douglas Hurd' onto the top of her head.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:19, Reply)

ha ha ha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:21, Reply)

You were in the same bed as it.
Perhaps you exaggerate the 'leopard-like' haste with which you apparently fled the scene. Perhaps you even took a little time to ...expand your boundaries?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:36, Reply)

I hear she snuck down to the kitchen with it and popped it in the freezer for half an hour
Before "expanding her boundaries" around it
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Faeces is natural though innit
I've got no problem with it as long as 1000 gauge sheeting is involved
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Don't want someone shitting on an £8,500 hand sprung bed!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:11, Reply)

you do know that was a joke, right?
my bed was about £800 (from argos, i think. might have been johnny L).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

*Downgrades fantasy*
*Adds Elizbeth Duke jewellry*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:15, Reply)

sorry...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:16, Reply)

It's alright i like a bit of rough

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:17, Reply)

sorry
i swallowed my monocle there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Was it diamante encrusted?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Oh now come on
if you paid £800 for a bed from Argos they did see you coming ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)

You can buy a whole Argos for £72.50.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Suggested Retail Price £800

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:21, Reply)

ah, the argos catologue.
The laminated book of desperate dreams.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:35, Reply)

on reflection
the spare room bed was from argos. mine was john lewis.

i am very glad we cleared this up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Like the carpet in your spare room.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Is that what you said to the chap who did that 'illegal brownloading' in your bed?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:23, Reply)

that was his bed
not mine!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:43, Reply)

top bedroom prioritising, right there.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:33, Reply)

correct
i also have-

you know what, neither of us need me to share this!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:42, Reply)